Hamlet: “Dost thou know this water-fly?”
Horatio: “No, my good lord.”
Hamlet: “Thy state is the more gracious, for ‘tis a vice to know him.”
I love this one. It has such a simple intro, you can use it all the time if you have a friend with you.
“I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick, nobody marks you.”
This one works great. You hear it in the pit all the time: “Are you still talking? Why? Nobody cares.” W.S. just says it better. He’s almost as good as NTG.
“He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit.”
“I do wish thou wert a dog, that I might love thee something.”
“Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!”
I think the best one ever was this:
“What the hell are you drooling about?”
Attributable, of course, to the one,
the only,
Wally.
I will try to find some more, and come back with them, as my mind escapes me at present…
You lumbering, diseased bastard son of a motley felch-monkey!