I’d go for O’Merkin.
I’m a Gibbo!
shy·ster (P)Pronunciation Key(shstr)
n. Slang
An unethical, unscrupulous practitioner, especially of law.
[Probably alteration of German Scheisser, son of a bitch, bastard, from scheissen, to defecate, from Middle High German schzen, from Old High German skzzan. See skei- in Indo-European Roots.]
shyster·ism n.
Word History: Calling someone a shyster might be considered libellous; knowing its probable origin adds insult to injury. According to Gerald L. Cohen, a student of the word, shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing. Sheisser, which is chiefly a pejorative term, is the German equivalent of our English terms bastard and son of a bitch. Sheisser is generally thought to have been borrowed directly into English as the word shicer, which, among other things, is an Australian English term for an unproductive mine or claim, a sense that is also recorded for the word shyster.
Wow. Interesting word.
Anyway, I’m English, German, Irish (I think) and Ukrainian.
So I’m a Limey Kraut Mick…err…are there any good pejorative terms for Ukrainians? or do we just have to share them with the Polacks 
?
Irish
German
Scottish
Native American (Choctaw)
I think I’m just called “Alcoholic”. 
90% jungle bunny
7% generic crackah-ass-crackah
3% André 3000 dressed up in green buckskin (not an epithet, but offensive to some ppl).
It’s also not possible to be 37.5% of anything or 1/3 anything ancestry-wise. Doesn’t work like that, folks; 1/2 (50%), 1/4(25%), 1/8 (12.5%), 1/16, etc.
1/2 honkey
1/4 dirty, greasy wop
1/4 mutt
…but I’m 100% muff-diving dyke, if purity is what we’re lookin’ for here.
Say it’s this: (these aren’t my actual numbers, I’m far less Choctaw)
Mom is 1/2 Irish 1/2 German. That would make me=1/4 Irish 1/4 German.
Dad is 1/2 Choctaw 1/4 german 1/4 english. Me=1/4 Choctaw 1/8 German 1/8 English.
total: 1/4 Irish (25%), 1/4 (25%) Choctaw, 1/8 (12.5%) English, 3/8 (37.5%) German=One FilmGeek.
Or am I thinking about that wrong?
I am:
1/2 Sicilian (guinea, WOP, dago, guidette, etc.)
1/4 Irish (mick & whatever other epithets are out there)
1/4 Scottish (Hm. I know the Scots have a reputation for being cheap, but I can’t think of specific epithets.)
I’m also physically disabled, so I count as a cripple as well.
I guess I’m the only Heeb naughty enough to be online on Rosh Hashanah.
(I’m also 3/8 Mick and 1/8…something else.)
I’m exactly half Irish and half Italian, so I’m a McWOP.
(Which, btw, will be the most popular menu item after the McDonald’s/Burger King merger.)
Damn … and I knew that, too. But I had gotten into my head that the thread was only about ethnic insults, and wound up reaching to make the connection to Shylock.
Parts mick, frog and kraut with some redman and welsh (and brit, but damned if I know an insult for that) mixed in.
No, I did get this one right. My mother’s mother and my father’s grandmother are both German. 1/4 + 1/8 = 37.5%. FilmGeek and I have that in common.
P.S. call me a hye, kraut, mick, or frog, but please not “folks”. It’s just so patronizing. BTW, is there really no epithet for Swedes?
I’m 1/8th Kraut, but the rest is Wasp.
I dunno, maybe the best epithet would be “redneck”, though I don’t consider myself as such.
My wife, OTOH, is a Greasy Wop, which makes our son a Woppin’ Redneck.
110 % East Indian.
cough raghead cough
Except my people don’t wear turbans. Any others?
I’m 1/16 Drunken injun, a small amount of mick and the rest is Thistle-assed, scots sheep-shagger. Although culturally I’m 50% redneck, 50% white-trash. (Yes, there’s a difference) with a thick coating of good (washingtonian) education.