What's Your Favorite Demotivator?

      • Plugging for a commercial site might be against board rules, but, ,
      • (w3) despair.com sells “Dilbert” type anti-motivational posters. I especially like the cards that you can send to someone when they’ve screwed something up good. Pretty funny if you’re bored. A friend bought the calendar last year and it was hysterical. And you don’t have to pay to look at 'em anyway. (my fave: note the sig) - MC

“It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others” - despair.com

One more post before I go home!!

I love that site. It’s a riot. My favorite is “Laziness”. I’m not a huge fan of those Successories things anyway so this is a perfect spin-off!

In the real workplace, my biggest demotivator is having my boss tell me something and later I discover that he was wrong or lying. I’ve had two supervisors like that when I was working in hotels.

With regards to the post, as a golfer, I love “INEPTITUDE - If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.” I see and play with so many people who are so bad and yet they will not do anything to improve their game! I started out with the usual scores around the century mark. But I have worked on my game and I now shoot in the upper-70s to low-80s.

And if this 20’ of snow will ever get out of here, I’ll work to lower those scores!


“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe

When I worked in phone support, we all wanted APATHY. That cobweb-covered phone…hehehe

Since I left that office in August, the place has become, by new boss’s decree, COVERED in actual ‘motivational’ posters. They’re on every wall, plus a little desktop one on every desk.

That, to me, is obscene. He might as well whip his employees like horses.

Defeat is my favorite. But they’re all great.

I went to this site and found my new sig line…cool.

Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto, courtesy of Despair.com

Let’s try that one again…

Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.

http://www.despair.com

I’m looking at my favorite demotivator right now.

MEDIOCRITY- It takes a lot less time and most people won’t notice the difference until its too late.

Love it!


-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion

Idiocy. Love the picture, and some things just happened at work that may it very relevant to me right now.

Wouldn’t you just know I’d make a typo in a post about idiocy?