pepperlandgirl beat me to it!
Ok then I want to do things to Bono to make him scream like he does in the song Big Girls Are Best and moan like he does in U2’s cover of Whole Lotta Love. I’ll have to ask him what that is when I get the chance. 
My favorite sexual fantasy is fulfilling a females request for me to have sex with her.
:eek:
Oh, knock it off, you guys. You asked, he answered. You can hardly start complaining about it now.
I used to have various interesting fantasies about angels. I even wrote one down.
WOW. I was expecting a lot more than that. I had those domination fantasies when I was 7, playing with my Barbies. All the girls would gang up on Ken, taunting and humilating him until he wet his pants. He then would cry in a corner while all the Barbies would laugh at him. When I had the Barbie pool out, they then would drown him. That was a warning to the other Ken. The Blonde one.
My fantasies have since evolved.
That fox one was refreshing, though. Read Nancy Friday’s “Women on Top.” Now THOSE are sexual fantasies!
actually matt, I don’t think anyone asked him. If we had, it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny/disturbing.
The words “muzzle” and “cock” in the same sentence, especially in that context is kind of disturbing to me…
Well, a fantasy for me would probably involve one to two of my guy friends, a mattress made of jello, some sweet condiments and a few days that result in me falling into a happily comatose state next to him/them.
Not a problem. It would call for the both of you, at least.
Ahh, betenoir… and will you be bringing the photography equipement? callie said something about wanting pictures of anything that went on.
A world in which all women are bisexual and enjoy sharing/swapping their men with each other.
C’mon, people! I want to hear some really perverted stories!
DETAILS!!!
If I can make up that humanoid fox thing in five minutes, what can you guys do?
Lasting more than 20 seconds. :eek:
I used to fantasize about being pinned down and masturbated to orgasm, unwillingly and in great embarrassment, by older, scantily clad, nubile women. Now I’m fine if they’re my age, too.
I don’t have any big favorite. Really. Nothing that jumps out. As far as odd or impractical fantasies, I do have this occasionally recurring threesome theme involving a man, a woman, and a hermaphrodite, but you really didn’t need to know that.
And when I was a kid, I thought mermaids were pretty sexy. But I rarely even think about mermaids now.
Of course, it would be really fantastic to be completely and contentedly untempted by sexual lust, like the title character in Monsignor Quixote. Well, not if you were married. I’m single, so I can say that.
As for things like enolancooper’s furry fantasy: Being a fan of furry comics, I noticed a long time ago that the canine and feline mouths can’t really kiss properly. Being fellated by something with the head of a fox doesn’t appeal to me at all.
OK, OK.
No more horny fox lady.
How about something more…normal.
Madonna playing Crisco Twister.
or J’Lo in jello?
I suppose mine’s simple enough. It involves Angelina Jolie and Fairuza Balk. Hell, I don’t even have to be in the same room, as long as I can watch. Though, that may leave blisters.
Favorite Fantasy? …that I haven’t done?
you people make me work… you see, I’m goal oriented, usually I identify a fantasy and then go do it.
I guess being totally dominated hasn’t happened yet. (All the guys I’d trust are too afraid they’d hurt me.)
Why do I have a sudden urge to be one of Medea’s Child’s “goals?”
Oh, I know why. I just checked-out her picture on the people pages.
OK, I’ve thought about it some more, and my coolest sexual fantasy would be the ability to change my sex regularly and/or at will.
I think I would like to be like the damsel in a Gothic novel. Taken by an evil villian to a remote castle… For what might come next (no pun intended), see some of the Marquis de Sade’s writings.