I hereby ressurect this thread for the benefit
of LadyFoxFyre and others.
Dream on, naughty people!
Well mine involves three things:
Jennifer Lopez
Me
A bottle of “Anal Ease”
Not quite sure if I should share this… Not because I’m embarassed, but I’m afraid someone will steal it. Oh well, I trust you, Dopers.
Me and her in a Gravitron.
Youn know, those rooms at the state fair that spin around really fast, you get stuck to the wall, and the floor drops out. Yeah. That’s the stuff.
let’s see, an MFM threesome?..nope, done that.
sex in a car?..nope, done that.
sex with a stranger, no words spoken?..nope, done that.
sex while a third party watches?..nope, done that.
sex in a public place?..nope, done that.
sex with a girl?..nope, done that.
sex in the shower/bath/sea?..done it all.
jeez…i’m jaded at 19.
what i want is sex with a certain one night stand, who became something of a lost weekend… and then a lost week.
and is now living in amsterdam, and i don’t know his last name.
but i have the photos to remind me…
excuse me, i’m going to relive some memories…
Creaky
Let’s hurry up before mom and dad get home! 
Heck folks, this just don’t seem fair. Who’s up for joining me in a Sexual Communism?
I don’t know about anyone else, but Im in love…