I have the Don’t Blame Me t-shirt shown here. Never fails to draw laughs when I wear it.
There is another version (earlier?) that shows a Victorian lady in a chair, sewing, with a machine-gun across her lap. I had the bumpersticker but didn’t buy the shirt. :smack:
WWJD
For A Klondike Bar?
I wore it to death. In black, on a white shirt, it said:
Eschew
obfuscation
Possibly more hilarious to those of us who read/argue contract terms and conditions all day.
Oh, I forgot in my earlier post, but another favorite is mine simply says, “I am the DR plan!”
I also have one that say “I’m here because you broke something.”
I love my geeky IT shirts.
I would also like to add my ‘It’s that time of the month’ and Inevitable Betrayal shirts.
I love my SMBC Revenge tshirt. When possible, I wear it while my wife wears “Save yourself, mammals”
My current favourite is this one. (Disclaimer: it’s one of mine.)
My favorite T-shirt I am not allowed to wear since becoming a married man. But it had a picture of an older man with a pipe and the caption said “I am no gynecologist, but I’d be happy to have a look at 'er”. Got a lot of laughs with that one.
The other simply said “Sleep with me, or the Terrorist win”.
My favorite one in college was an R. Crumb with Mr. Natural going “Keep On Truckin’…Truckin’ On Down the Line…hey hey hey”
My ex said he still has my softball shirt. It was a size Small. I wish I had it to frame.
My favorite shirt is a red, white, and blue tie dye Grateful Dead shirt. It says Steal Your Face.
Oh that’s brilliant! *not sure if it was a typo or not, but it’s “fleur de lis” <-trying to be helpful, not snarky.
@msmith537 Oh man, that is awesome!
Nah, just hilarious to people who understand both words without having to look them up.
I don’t know if this is good or bad but I own both of those shirts and they are my favorites also, wierd…
Keep Calm
Carry Yarn