One that I wish I had bought:
My MI. ( My Michigan)
Michigan: Cars, bars and a few weirdos.
Michigan: Home of Punk Polka
I have never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
One is a Bone one, with the three cousins on the front, and the back says “STUPID, STUPID RAT CREATURES!” Always gets a comment - people either love it and get it, or have never heard of it and have to ask.
When I first moved to Denmark I was the only one with “South Park” t-shirts, so I loved them - now everyone wears them <bleah>.
One I saw, fell down laughing, and bought - in eye-chart style it says “I am the most beautiful person ever been to Copenhagen”.
One I saw, fell down laughing, and wish I’d bought - front: “Do you think I have ‘STUPID’ written on my back?” - back: “STUPID”
Ass-Toaster Extraordinaire, SDMBSRC
Prized possesion: Hunters & Collectors world tour t-shirt, with the cover art for the album “Ghost Nation,” because it’s hard enough finding their CDs in the US, much less any other merchandise. (they’re Australian, btw) Too bad the t-shirt itself is flimsy and thin, like a cheap undershirt.
Wish I’d bought: “Drink your coffee. People are sleeping in China.”
also wish I’d bought: “Yeah. Sure. Whatever.”
“Give me ambituity, or give me something else.”
Disputin, The Debauched One
1 a archaic : to make disloyal
b : to seduce from chastity
2 a : to lead away from virtue or excellence
b : to corrupt by intemperance or sensuality
Mine–extra thick cotton. Bright vivid yellow. No pocket.
That’s it.
Hey–I’m easy to please. 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
i saw this t shirt that said…“Your village called, thier idiot is missing!”
Best T-shirt ever seen at a “12-Step” function:
Recovering Catholic
Two favorite t-shirts:
The first is a Comic Book Defense League shirt I picked up at my brother’s favorite shop. Drawn by Frank Miller, it has a little girl with bandaids taped over her eyes, ears, and mouth. She’s tied up to a chair, and there’s a tear leaking out of one of her eyes. There’s a pair of gloved hands coming to her with another bandaid - to cover up her nostrils, and a dialogue bubble says “Just one more, sweetheart, . . . and you’ll be safe.” Below the drawing it says “STOP CENSORSHIP” That t-shirt completely weirded me out the first time I saw it, and I had to have it. I plan on wearing it in class when I teach.
My second t-shirt is much less interesting, at least to me. It’s a green tie-dye with a pentacle that has a cartoonish raven roosting on the top. Down below, it says “Witchstock Deux”. I got it at an Equinox circle with an open coven where I got to lead the circle. It’s a nice reminder of a great weekend, and I still get to annoy the squares when I wear it in public.
I picked it up at a thrift shop. I’m pretty sure its a band shirt, but never heard of them. Nothing on back. Square on front with a guy’s head in extreme agony (migrane?) with a blender on his head like a hat. Very odd. Primary colors are orange, yellow and green, which make it stand out a bit.
I wish I still had my Otis Spunkmier (sp?) Chocolate Chip Cookies shirt.
On the front it had Otis holding a giant cookie, on the back all it said was “Have a very brown day”.
New and Improved
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I’m delighted to say that I tracked down Poogas21’s T-shirt, the one of the Lee Harvey Oswald Band, at doggandpony.com. So now I’ve got one of my own. It’s great to know I can now wear the most twisted, depraved T-shirt I’ve ever seen!
To see the pic, go to www.doggandpony.com , and click on ‘T-shirts’.
The mark of a truly great mind isn’t whether you’re right or wrong. It’s how well you can weasel out of a jam. - Unca Cecil
I saw a shirt a while back that said on the front “The Black Death: 1348-1350. Celebrating 650 years of the Bubonic Plague”. On the back it said “The rat is back, and he’s ready to party!”. I really wish I would have bought one.
My husband has one that I didn’t let him wear in front of the kids for several years, til they got older. It’s black, and has lots and lots and lots of little geckos, two at a time, all over it. And it isn’t until you look closely that you realize WHAT those geckos are actually doing! They’re in different positions of love-making! Even some positions that look impossible to do, at least for humans… hmmmmmmmm, I wonder… Oh, sorry, got sidetracked.
I have a t-shirt that says “I’m with Stupid” and the arrow is pointing to the left.
My husband’s shirt says “Stupid” on the front. The back of them has the opposite wording, so we are poking fun at ourselves.
I love the “dyslexics untie” one, my hubby’s dyslexic. Hope I can find one to send to him.
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Mine is white - with a large picture of Elvis on it with huge letters underneath it that says “I’m Dead.”
I have a few.
Blue with a small picture of the women’s bathroom symbol (that kinda triangular female shape) with the word bitch underneath it.
A yellow and white tye dyeish little shirt with a picture of a smiling lemon face and the word lemonhead underneath it. This one is a fave because the lemon is scratch and sniff. It still smells and has been washed at least 20 times. Made a great pick up line. “Hi, my shirt is scratch and sniff, wanna smell?” Didn’t get too many “No’s”.
(OK, I’m kidding (mostly) about the pick up line part, but I still do have that shirt.)
How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor?
DD, that’s wonderful! If you ever find out where to get one, let me know!
As a kid (back in early 80s) I had sleeveless black t-shirt, which I literally wore out. The front of the shirt was adorned by none other than Sgt. Bosco “Bad Attitude” Baracus aka Mr. T!
The funny thing is, I didn’t know who the hell he was until some ten years later, when I was accidentally exposed to “A-team”…
For once you must try to face the facts: Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.
Two of them, both black.
White letters across the front:
“Shiitake Happens.”
Tiny, tiny (maybe 10 pt.) white letters over the left breast:
“Nosy little fucker, aren’t you?”
“If I pinch my nose with my fingers, close my mouth tight,
and blow real hard, I can make my ears bleed. It’s
not as cool as Superman’s X-ray vision, but it’s my own
special talent.”
There’s one I bought for Byron at a garage sale a while back with a picture of a cow lying on it’s side and the caption, “No really, I’m fine.”
And then there’s the Pink Floyd: The Wall t-shirt that I got ages ago…there are holes everywhere between the screenprinted bricks.
And then there’s the “Mackie” t-shirt that I adopted from Byron’s sister. I have no idea what “Mackie” is, but there’s a long list of celebrity names on the front and back of it…the part I like is at the bottom of the front, it says, “Continued at left shoulderblade.”, and at the top of the back it says, “Continued from lower abdomen.” I wore it with my red and black plaid flannel jammie pants during the Debauchery at the Renaissance portion of the Spiffled gathering, and AuraSeer was inspired to adopt “Continued from lower abdomen” as his new sig.
“I like toast.”
My sister has a shirt that says “Excuse me, do you have any plain yellow mustard?” I think that one is a riot.
My favorite is so old that I’m afraid it will disintegrate if I put it on my body. It is the old Bloom County group on the 'Starchair Enterpoop" with the legend “Ahead warp zillion!” (Hey, I was in High School - it was a riot, then).