Just curious about the fetishes around the straightdope. I’ve got a dominant fetish, i.e. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t satisfy it.
My fetish is faces. I’m a face man. don’t care if she’s got huge breasts, small breasts, big ass, or no ass because it was blown off in World War II. If crippled granny still has a youthful, drop-dead gorgeous face, I am all over her.
And I’m very precise. Everything has to be perfect. Nose can’t be hooked. Ears can’t stick out. Shape can’t be too extreme. Smile has to be gorgeous. Eyes have to be just right.
Women with damn near perfect bodies but average faces simply don’t arouse me. I mean if I’m horny enough to get aroused by thinking about masturbation, I’m horny enough to get aroused by these women, but in typical circumstances they don’t mean much to me.
God help you if you search for “face fetish” on google. I don’t get tingles from a woman’s face covered in various juices, or a woman with someone’s nutsack on her forehead, or a woman mouthing a horse (yay internet). Hairstyle magazines are kind of nice.
The closest fetish I’ve found for pursuing this is a smoking fetish (I think smoking is gross, but this generally focuses on the beauty of a woman’s face) and transsexuals (again, the beauty of a woman’s ? face is the focus).
Well… the thing is, the OP’s reported obsession with the perfection of the face is what makes it a “fetish” rather than simply a turn-on. Can’t say I got a " fetish" , per se, just a buncha things that I’d really, REALLY enjoy being added to the scene, but that aren’t sine qua non. I mean, sure, if she can fit into a uniform from OLPH Academy, Santurce PR, circa 1979 style, and will wear it in the boudoir, I’ll be like, “ah, yes, proof of a benevolent God”, but that would be after she has otherwise snared me on account of her whole-person qualities.
Red, snake-skin, low-heel, spike pumps
with a wicked slashed in slant to the heel
pointed toe
opening just low enough to show the break between the big and second toe
the inside cut low enough to show the arch of the foot
cut low enough on the back so that when the legs are crossed, the heel drops and the shoe dangles from the toe
worn with a high necked, long sleeved, short, backless black dress and the hair up
This was once my favorite outfit, but I’ve made men who disliked me weak by describing the shoes.
I’m a sucker for contrasting eye and hair color, blue with black, or brown with blond. Green eyes with some African ancestry is nearly enough to make me forget I’m married.
I’m sure you do, and they are… but unless in the absence of a long jacuzzi soak or foot massage you just lie there like a lox and chack the ceiling for plaster damage, it’s not THAT fetishistic.
an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression
Not a fetish, really, especially as JRD defines the term - but women with accents are especially droolworthy in my book. British accents and eastern european in particular, but almost any accent will do. I’d be hard-pressed to say why, but even an average-looking woman with an accent is more attractive than she’d be otherwise.
Maybe it’s because I like to talk so much, I’ve fixated on that. Darned if I know.
Well the link posted about was right about me. I don’t have to have it, but I seriously get all weak in the knees at stuff that has to do with the Church. If I’m still with my boy by this giftmas, I’m going to be getting him a set of those black Jesuit robes to wear for me… with nothing underneath. And a Bible to quote out of, and tell me how wicked and evil I am. I also really want one of those altar candelabras to put next to my bed, and a really nice censer for incense like they use at mass. shudder
I’m a leg and ass man. Anything that accentuates the legs and ass I’m all for. Stockings,pantyhose,spandex and high heels all serve to enhance the look of the legs and ass. I know most women loathe pantyhose but a nylon covered tushie is exquisite. That being said I don’t require these items to become aroused. A nice pair of legs is still a nice pair of legs.
but unless in the absence of a long jacuzzi soak or foot massage you just lie there like a lox and chack the ceiling for plaster damage, it’s not THAT fetishistic.