What's your "perfect" rock song?

Free Bird is the perfect song. Soft, pretty piano (live version) or organ (studio version) into, great vocals, slightly melancholy lyrics, and at least 7 minutes of screaming Southern-fried guitar boogie, and encompassing a philosophy/way of life. AND the anthem of one of the greatest heel stables in pro wrestling history–Michael Hayes, the late Terry Gordy, Buddy Roberts, and because I’m feeling generous, I’ll include Jimmy Garvin as the fourth Freebird.

Honorable mention to Wild Thing by The Troggs.

Three off the top of my head:

R.O.C.K. In The USA, by John Mellencamp

Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress, by The Hollies

Won’t Be Fooled Again, by The Who

The first two have classic rock song construction, simple lyrics and driving beats. The third has the best primal scream in rock history.

So YOU’RE the guy!

You are obviously a person of towering intellect and staggeringly good taste.

Which is really just Louie, Louie with different lyrics.

The live version of “Betty Lou’s Getting out Tonight” by Bob Seger.

Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock.”

“Roll Over Beethoven” by Chuck Berry.

Holy crap, you’re right.

Another vote for “Born to Run”.

::::hijack:::: Heh, I came to a shocking realization last week. Now, if there’s any band know for stereotypical classic rock guitar soloes, it’s Led Zeppelin.

What I realized is that the vast majority of classic rock guitar soloes that attempt that kind of solo are actually better at it than Zeppelin.

Including Free Bird. (And, amogst others, Hotel California, Aqualung, and The Wall, Obscured by Clouds, and even The Final Cut by the Floyd.)

Even the Losersby Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers.

It’s about love and reminiscence and pain. Great stuff.

If I’m thinking hard rock:
Keep Yourself Alive by Queen;
It’s a Long Way to the Top (if you wanna rock and roll)
Ballroom Blitz by Sweet. Sweet looks dorky as can be, but this rocks.

There was a similar thread raised a ways back when someone asked if/proclaimed that Bohemian Rhapsody was the greatest rock song ever. The debate kept coming back to **Radar Love **by Golden Earring.

I don’t know “greatest”, but it’s certainly damned great, and I’m surprised nobody’s nominated it yet.

I’d also nominate “Inna-godda-da-vida”.

Rock n Roll = sex and sex = Whole Lotta Love, Led Zep

Oh yeah…good choice.

Heartbreak Hotel
Johnny B. Goode

If you don’t know the artists for the above, you don’t belong in this thread.

Surprisingly little love for ye olde school rock. I’m surely not the first person to think so, but the fact that most people here cite things well outside the original Rock ‘n’ Roll era only confirms that “Rock” is derived from, but just not the same thing as “Rock ‘n’ Roll”.

For example, here’s what I consider a sine qua non example of Rock ‘n’ Roll – if this doesn’t sound like Rock to you, then Rock doesn’t mean Rock ‘n’ Roll:

Buick '59 - Vernon Green and the Medallions

Whatever you call it, this hardly falls into the same category as most of the stuff that’s been suggested in this thread.

Is it the best? Maybe not. Is it catchy? Hell yes.

Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones

Honorable Mention:

Wild Thing - The Troggs
The Letter - The Box Tops
(I’m Not Your) Stepping Stone - The Monkees (Yeah, that’s right. I listed a Monkees song. So?)
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis

Oh, yeah. I’ve got to get behind Radar Love.

It starts with a bang. It tells you “Get ready to rock.”

Then it starts to build. Fast.

Then it slows down.

Then just sit down and shut up and listen.

This used to be my song that would force me to find an on-ramp to a highway while driving so that I could go fast and rock out.

For my own personal muse I gotta say “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” from Judas Priest. Very self-empowering.

Though Iron Maiden’s “Hallowed Be Thy Name” is a heavy rock epiphany.

And that is just one of many reasons that, to me, Louie, Louie is the perfect rock and roll song. It’s simple, it’s catchy, it’s about sex and hardship, and it’s been copied hundreds, perhaps thousands, of times over, and every copy (both covers and stuff like the Troggs song) are almost always nearly-perfect themselves.

It’s 3 chords, no waiting, no slow parts, no whining. BAM! POW!

That’s rock ‘n’ roll.