You must be in agony walking outside where birds are doing what they do.
I hate those! Most of the time, I high beam or honk at them. Some give me the finger, but sometimes it’s satisfying I get a reaction from them:D
Another one is drivers who drift left and right within their lane because they are texting! I honk at them whenever I see them so they can stop and save lives!
birds don’t whistle???
And sharks don’t swim.
Smokers. Specifically, people who stand right outside a store door and smoke. It’s running a gauntlet to get inside.
Smokers in cars. I wouldn’t want to ban smoking from your own car, because it’s your space, but smokers hang their cigarettes out the window, and it blows into my car some 2 or 3 car lengths back. So I get to smoke whether I choose to or not.
Crowds. If I’m at a museum, aquarium, etc. I try to stand to the side and read the information, or I’ll read it then stand to the side to give everyone a chance to admire the exhibit. Invariably, people just push me out of the way so their snot-nosed two-year-old can get a better peek.
Soundtracks in movie theaters. I’ve stopped going to see movies because there’s whispering, or silence, then a huge explosion on screen, or the music gets loud enough to pop eardrums in the next county. Pfui on Hollywood!
Wow.
Let me add people who wear too much scent. There are a couple of people at work whose presence in a building can be smelled.
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People telling me that I won’t melt in the rain. Yes, I FUCKING KNOW THAT! It still doesn’t mean I want to look like a drowned sewer rat on the day of an important meeting or a dinner date.
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This one idiot who sings at work. There’s no music in the office, the tv is usually tuned to financial news, yet this one jerk randomly bursts out into a line of some earmworm.
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Endless fantasy football and sports gambling talk at work. No one cares about your fantasy team and no one cares that you had the over on a team. I’m fine with sports talk, and expect it in an office that is 90% male, but even though I play fantasy sports, that’s about as boring of a discussion as your baby’s bowel movements.
Furniture websites that DON’T have prices.
“Call us for current prices!”
No, I’m here on your site, NOW. Just put the price HERE.
My pet peeve as well. If I’m feeling particularly grumpy, I might respond with, “I am so flattered, but I’m really not your sweetheart. I’m far too old and I’m sure you can do better than me.” Usual reaction is confusion and a red face. Works with both men and women.
People who can’t spell sturm und drang ![]()
People who talk about summer “starting” on the solstice.
The arrangement of stovetop control knobs.
Drivers with inconsistent speeds.
My wife likes to chomp baby carrots while she is talking on the phone. It drives me crazy, even when I’m not the one she’s talking to.
And I know it covers a lot of ground but I’ll just say “idiot drivers”, otherwise I could be here all day.
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People who don’t turn on their headlights when driving in the rain. It makes me furious when it’s pouring and car near me is barely visible because the driver didn’t turn on their headlights and taillights.
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When people who use “it’s” as a possessive. You’re/youre and loose/lose annoy me, but the it’s/its is the one that drives me nuts.
(1) Seems like a lot of drivers just haven’t figured it out: Your headlights, more than anything else, are there to make you more visible to the other drivers around you. (Confession: Yes, it took me some years of driving experience before I figured that out. Nobody mentioned it in driving school.)
(2) Add to the list: People – journalists in particular – who mix up “stanch” and “staunch”. We must staunch the flow of these abominations! :smack:
ETA: The next two pet peeves I get, I’m going to name stanch and staunch.
People who don’t know the difference between it’s and its, your and you’re, affect and effect, and insist alright is a word.
Anti vaxxers are on my last nerve. Such mindless willful ignorance is stunning to behold. I don’t encounter it much in the wild, but I’ve stumbled into it here.
I’m mildly interested in hearing why this is wrong.
Wow you must have dreadful days everyday. How often do people talk about the solstice?
Yup I hate cigarette smoke! I don’t understand how someone would think it has an appealing odor. Plus, their breath is worst (I guess it’s called “third hand smoke”)
I quit smoking long ago, but still love the smell.
I hate people who wear so much cologne that my nose bleeds.
Different strokes for different folks.