I am a proud member of the SPOOFish race. We are distinguishable by our propensity for writing, drawing, and acting, and our intense, biological desire to be in front of some sort of computer/television screen.
And all SPOOFans are damn sexy.
And where does that leave green-eyed people like myself? (Is there such a word as eyeist?) Ok - I admit my eyes aren’t green - they’re green in the centre, brown around the edges, and have gold flecks through them… (If someone can come up with a one word definition of that, I’ll be real interested - I’m sick of ticking hazel in eye colour boxes, because I sure ain’t seen a hazel that looks like that…).
As for race/background/ethnicity/whatever you want to call it - Greek/Macedonian/Serbian/Italian/Irish/German. Born in France, held Australian citizenship since birth - or in one word, confused.
Generally, I answer questions as to my “race” as either Australian or as Wog. I can’t be bothered most of the time as most of us seem to agree it’s a pointless way of categorising a member of the human species.
I am of the left-handed hazel-eyed race. ONly we are superior!! With our intelligence and beautiful eyes, no one can stop us!! Muhahahahaa!!
But seriously, there is no such thing as race. There are ethnicities and cultures, but only once species: human. If neanderthals were still alive, we could then have species disputes, but they aren’t, so too bad.
P.S.- statistics prove that left-handed people are smarter than right-handed people, but right-handed people live longer.
Whitebread no crust a race?
I hereby declare holy war on everybody and everything that isn’t a SPOOFE. May you all rot in hell, you inferior scum.
“We are not a kind race, but we are a courteous one.”
-Tad Williams
Actually I’m a SPOOFE too, IIRC what a SPOOFE is (and I think I do).
So there.
However I’m also a relatively large green leafy vegetable. And an epithet.
pan
I was unfortunate enough to wander into a White Superiority message board the other day, and they were discussing this very matter!
It seems the general criteria around those parts is that you must be 7/8 white to qualify for their little group. The administartor of the board chimed in with these immortal words: “If you’re more than that, you belong to the third world with all the other non-whites”.
I was tempted to register just to say: “Oh, yeah, the third world… You mean like Taiwan? Oh, no, wait… You mean like Singapore? No… wait a sec… You mean like Russia, Romania and Yugoslavia? No, shit, they’re white…” 
Oh, and I consider myself an Irish Icelander. I have a lot of nordic blood, but I come from one of the two basic lineages in Iceland that almost exclusively have dark features, black hair and brown eyes. It’s said that we descend from furriners, mainly Irish folks but there were some other peoples mixed right in there.
I’d prefer to be black, though, since most of my friends are and they look so much cooler than me 
— G. Raven
— G. Raven
Are we talking race or colour? I know that my skin is the same colour as the belly of a dead fish (well, maybe a little paler), and my ancestors came from damp boggy places… I think they were all Celts.
Rat.
Stainless steel, I hope 
So, if you’re more than 7/8 white, you’re non-white? I guess white supremacists are too busy worrying about how to maintain their supremacy (or, more likely, to actually achieve it) to worry about math and fractions and stuff :rolleyes:
100% pureblooded Harfoot. All you Stoors and Fallohides stay over in Buckland or across the water, or wherever ridiculous persons like yourselves live. Next thing you know, they’ll be going out in boats or climbing trees or some such rubbish, and there goes the Hill.
Heinz 57
Just like the Democrats! (Subliminable, anyone? :D)
All political slamming aside, I must say that I found Lemur866’s post to be deliciously humorous.
My race is also zerg, terran, and protoss.
I am the living, walking, talking, thinking, fucking example of the Mud Person the white-race pinheads are constantly bitching about. Little bit o’ everything; shake, bake, and birth. Whenever I have to fill out one of those ethnic forms, I usually pick one at random. (Except Pacific Islander. Don’t got none o’ that in my family.)
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Oops, my quote was out of context. He was atlking about how much mulatoo blood you could have to qualify for their little Message Board 
Obviously, their vBulletin software is more powerful than the average Board’s
— G. Raven
Hey, Lemur866, may I remind you that we Fallohides were settlin’ the Shire when you hairfoots (or hairy feet or whatever you call yourselves this year) were still wanderin’ around Eregion, molestin’ sheep and paintin’ yourselves blue?
Shhhh…don’t say it out loud, but I’ve heard that some of those Stoors may have…Dwarvish blood in them