I can flare my nostrils.
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*Originally posted by js_africanus *
**I can destroy any organization just by joining it.
How about PETA? Have you thought about joining them?
I cand bend all the last (nail) knuckles of my fingers without bending the second ones. Anyone else have this talent out there. It seems to wierd some people out, but I don’t know why.
Yeah, I can do that too. I get the same reaction you do. I don’t think it’s all that strange. I guess some people are just too easily impressed.
I can also twist my thumbs back so that they rest behind the knuckles of my index fingers. When I do this and place my hands together it looks pretty gimpy.
I can alienate people really well.
I can whistle as well on the inhale and the outhale and can whistle entire songs without pausing to take a breath. I can also fold my tounge a certain way against the roof of my mouth and, without pursing my lips, sound like a cheap plastic whistle.
I can heal appliances by a laying on of the hands. Not large appliances, like washing machines, etc. but small appliances like microwave ovens and computers.
And the money’s good.
I can “hear” that a TV or computer monitor is on.
I don’t have any other abilities right now, because the Pennim’s Aura that was enchanting me got disenchanted 
I speak cat.
Cats know that I speak cat.
Cats who are said to hate all other life forms will become cuddly with me after a while.
Where is a grin with whiskers smiley? 
My mom and I can do that, too. She calls it “hitch-hiker’s thumb.”
Yep, done that one on more than a few occassions, too.
When things go wrong in my day, I have an amazing ability to keep my sense of humor and laugh at it. When things get really nasty, I end up in some sort of a stand-up routine about the whole thing. It makes my family and friends think I’m insane sometimes though. :eek:
When in a crowded restaurant, bar, store, mall, etc, I can make out what music is playing in the background. I’ve been hailed for this far and wide.
“Billy Jean!”
I can do that too. 
I have the amazing ability to become totally engrossed in a thread, read it right to the end … and then realise I have nothing to say.
I can hear a song once or twice and be able to play it.
I can do impressions of people pretty well, including my homeroom teacher with her nasal voice “Guh-Ruls, it’s toymme to wash the bouurdsss, Laydeez, wash the bouuurdss!”, The Brothers Strong, Bubs, Homestar, Coach Zee, Marzipan, etc.
I can squirt water that I’ve put in my nose through my eye.
I can give someone such an evil look that they will be very uncomfortable.
I can also hear when a TV is on.
I can know what time it is judging by where the sun is in relation to my house.
I can make my voice so low and use voice inflections so that people who hear me on the phone think I’m a man.
I can hold my breath for 4 minutes.
I can tell if someone is smiling just by hearing them on the phone.
I can make my eyes shimmy rapidly and cross.
I can fall asleep during a class and make it look as if I am paying attention.
I recite Strong Bad E-Mails word for word.
I also whistle inhale/exhale.
I may have more, but for now, this is all I can remember.
I can’t believe no one said “How ya doin’…”
I can put my wife to sleep in 15 minutes by reading absolutely anything to her.
I can make total strangers burst out in laughter without trying. We’re talking physical comedy here. I can trip on a smooth floor.
I can stick my foot in my mouth and my head up my ass at the same time.
This power can be dangerous–it is often better to have your enemies grouped where you can see them .
I can read very fast. I don’t think I have ever been in a class where I wasn’t the first person to finish a test. When I am in a group and we are all reading something, I always hear other people react or put their papers down or somehow indicate that they have finished long after I have finished and am looking around the room.
…Are you me?!
I can start a campfire with one match.
I can crochet very fast , with my eyes closed or otherwise occupied by the television or a computer screen.