When a libidinous kangaroo has your dog in a headlock...

Being somewhat familiar with these beasts, I don’t think that was a fully mature male. Kinda small and not very aggressive.

Both dog and dude are damn lucky. A true Boomer would fuck them up, big-time.

Apparently, the guy in the video is 6’7" tall, so it could have been a fully mature male kangaroo. That the kangaroo stood its ground, rather than fleeing from the dog, might support this idea.

Also, it hasn’t been mentioned in this thread, apart from the title, that the kangaroo in the video is visibly aroused. So that would also suggest a mature male at reproductive age.

Nah. They always do that. When they are aroused, it bends like a finger beckoning you. :eek:

Quite disturbing, actually.

He was probably working up to being aroused. That dog was likely to get a bumming.

Wow, they have unusually exterior members. I thought the kangaroo was aroused and had seen it reported as such (yes, this is an international news story now). There’s this video of a kangaroo who’s wang is doing some strange movements…

So their peckers - and I am not presuming you to be an expert on this - do not increase in size on invigoration, only mobility?

Having studied the video I linked to in the previous post more meticulously, it’s clear that the kangaroo whose johnson appears at the beginning of the video is the same as the one who appears at the end, by which time the woody is fully retracted into the scrotal area and hidden from view (like other animals, generally).

So if the activation state of the willy as seen at the beginning of the video corresponds with your “bending, beckoning finger” action (i.e fully mobilized), then it would appear from the video that there are the following modes of being in its upraising:

  1. Fully retracted (grassy knoll)
  2. Like a cow’s poo-y backside
  3. Scorpion’s stinger
  4. Nematode worm
  5. Beckoning carrot

That’s the nicest thing anybody has said to me. (The bolded part)

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However, if you keep up the research, you might soon be!

My hinterland broadens in unanticipated ways. :stuck_out_tongue:

Re-watching the original kangaroo incident video with the added insight of the newly-developed Walken Scale of Kangaroo Tumescence, I would say that the weiner of the kangaroo in question is somewhere between a 4. (nematode worm) and 5. (beckoning carrot) - that is, definitely in a state of some arousal.

I’m not a kangaroo-ologist, at least not for the animal as a whole, but this strikes me as a little odd for an animal grappling with a potential predator.

Ever hear the expression, “So horny I’d fuck a snake if someone held it’s head!”?

The mating ritual of the marsupial can be pretty brutal at times. Lots of gripping, ripping and growling.

Then they finally get the condom open.

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