SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) – A 33-year-old man faces charges that he bit a police dog during a disturbance outside a downtown bar. Paul Russell of Syracuse, was charged with injuring a police animal, resisting arrest and obstruction of governmental administration. “I don’t think I bit the dog. I just got into a fight with him,” Russell told The Post-Standard of Syracuse in Monday’s newspaper. “I don’t really remember (what happened). I was pretty drunk.” After the arrest, 3-year-old Renny was taken to a veterinarian. Foster said the animal had swelling in his neck and was sore where he was bitten. “The dog is off for the next two days. He’ll be back for his regular shift. He’s not expected to miss any time,” said Lt. Joseph Cecile, a police spokesman.
Wow, it actually happened.
Poor Renny.
[Old Charles Addams’ cartoon]
“It doesn’t take much to attract a crowd in New York. (as giant octopus pulls man down sewer)”
[/Old Charles Addams’ cartoon]
10 to 1 he sniffed Renny’s butt first.