Nude man has run-in with police dog. Star Tribune article here. (no subscription needed). If you read the article it’s apparent that the guy was having some mental problems, so I don’t want to have a laugh at the guy’s expense. He has to be in some pain today, given this part of the story:
“Although police declined to discuss specific injuries to the man, a source with knowledge of the case said the dog bit the man in the genitals.”
Well, we have been enjoying some unseasonably warm weather lately.
Fetch the ball, Spot, fetch the ball.
Well, there goes this hobby, too. If they’re gonna sic a dog on my private parts…
(This is 6 blocks away from me!) :eek:
Eli
"The dog has been taken off duty pending an investigation. "
Rex I’m going to have to ask you for your badge and your teeth… just until we clear this thing up.
Whatever stuff that guy was on, I do not want any of it. Ever.
You people need another reason? Good Christ!
Apparently it’s muzzle loading season.
Reminded me of that scene in “Stand By Me.”
I think he had a wierd dairy kink, and had a “Milk Bone”.
You realize, of course, that for all the imagined pain and horror we men are feeling at the thought of a police dog clamping down on our tender mercies, there has to be at least one extreme-fetish website crowing about this real-world occurrence of a cherished fantasy, and filing FOI requests for the booking photographs.
And no, I’m not Googling for it.
Well, I’m wathing the local news and there’s been a slight update. Next time the quote could be “Chopper, sick ball.”