When Come Back, Splatter Ann Coulter

[Kythereia]

@matt_mcl

Since I believe in frankness. Don’t view if you don’t want TMI.

A pearl necklace, if I have this correctly, is the act of pulling one’s cock out just before ejaculating during oral sex, so that you ejaculate on the person’s neck and/or breasts.

pictures this

pictures this happening to Ann Coulter

promptly goes to scrub brain out

[Loopydude]

Jizz-on-neck/decolitage is all that is required for a “pearl necklace”. How it gets there is irrelevant. Titty-fuck, missionary followed by pull-out, whatever.

[Marley23]

@Loopydude

This begs a deep question: Why? What is it about the pie that gives us such a chuckle when we see it mashed into the visage of an unsuspecting victim? A tin full of polenta al pesto would probably be no less messy, but would we laugh? I think not.

This calls for further experimentation. When and where is Ms. Coulter’s next speaking engagement?

[Liz]

@Marley23

This calls for further experimentation. When and where is Ms. Coulter’s next speaking engagement?

I’ll make the pesto if you help throw it. I’ve got shitty eyesite and don’t want to risk missing.