When cows fight back...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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From mute cattle to mute * torero’s *- sometimes shoving sharp spikes in large animals doesn’t end well for the person on the other end of the spear.

The pictures in this (UK) article* appeared in a number of Spanish newspapers over the weekend - dude’s alive but unlikely to make it as an opera singer.

To be honest I say well done Mr Cow - if a chap in tight trousers was poking me with bit of metal I rather think I’d be inclined to react in the same way.

*reasonably shocking image although no gore or blood.

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I view this type of thing as a sort of institutionalized Darwin Award. You mess with the bull, what do you get?

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That’s gonna leave a mark.

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That’s a wound.

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What, no vid? Youtube to the rescue!

Go bull!

Matadors: 10,000,000
Bulls: 1

It’s a start!

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I thought the guy was being so casual he was smoking a cigar.

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Somebody’s gotta say it. Cows with guns.

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Are we looking at the same pic? It sure looked like a gore to me.

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Nice shot. That bull should have been given the ears.

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I’m pretty sure he got the tongue.

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Well it will just make the Toreador? Matador? whoever look even more Macho after this.
Dark eyed Senorita:where did you get that magnificent scar?
Matador: Fighting the ferocious bull
S: oooohhhh
M: It is nothing
I don’t get how this is a sport but, not gonna argue about it here

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More like:

Dark eyed Senorita: where did you get that magnificent scar?
Matador: Mmmgmgglmph

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Funny you should say that:

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That’s taking one on the chin!

Maybe he’ll now be the strong, silent type.

I imagine no more “keep your chin up!” advice from whoever coaches matadors.

Ok, I’m done.

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Thanks for that. I was about to go nuclear, which wouldn’t have been appropriate.

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It’s not a sport. In Spain, bullfights are reported in the Arts section of their newspapers.

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Bulls: 2, actually.

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Go Bulls! I also root for the bulls when they do that running thing. That bull ain’t bothering anybody, dude picks a fight with it, bull kicks his ass. I like it.