lieu you tell great poo stories like Scylla tells great sex stories. Maybe Euty should put out a poo and sex version of Teemings instead of a beastiality one.
I tell you what, I’d be sure to read that issue of Teemings.
Now you know how to get a deer next time. Just do it closer to the stand so you won’t miss.
Have you considered bottling the stuff and selling it as deer lure? I mean they already sell deer pee at Walmart so…
Never mind the “closer” bit. I didn’t notice the “40 yards” mentioned in the OP.
AHAHAHHAH!! Great as always!
Poor deer…ehehehehe!
IANAH (I am not a hunter), but I was taught that when you have to shit in the woods, you’re supposed to dig a hole, do your business, and cover it up afterwards. Perhaps the deer were trying to do Step #3 for you?
Well, he did take care of #2 already! 
::: I don’t believe I’m posting that! :::
My… word.
<ahem>
Yes.
Quite.
Esprix
You know, I don’t know whether I should be glad I live alone, so no one can hear me laughing like a maniac, or sad I live alone because I can’t say, “Honey, come here! You’ve got to read this!”
CJ
Well that hardly seems like a fair payback for not liking the smell of your shit. It’s not like she could light a match or spray some Ozium. Talk about overkill. 
Sounds more like underkill to me!
I feel for ya cjhoworth, 'cuz I laughed out loud at work, then came home and did the honey come here thing, and she’s still busting a gut!! Priceless lieu, definitely in the Scylla echelon of scatological art.
And as someone else posted, Author! Author!!
Surely I’m not the only one who read this and pictured a small army of deer triumphantly swarming a deer stand, shouting to one another “We’ve taken the stand! We’ve taken the stand!”. I sincerely hope not.
LC
Good start, good follow-through- I give this one a 9.9.
BTW-It’s not the chili that makes the poop attractive to deer- it’s the Shiner Bock. Why else do you think it sells so well in Texas?
[taking notes on proper placement of bait “pile” for possible use next week]
Mmm Hmm, O-K, (Also taking notes)…
So ditch the chilli and load up on the brewskees?
I gotta figgure this formula out.
I thought it was going to be another FOX special. Instead of sensationalism, they were going after the social responsibility angle. After reading it, I’m convinced it should be!
Good one, lieu. That’ll teach those deer to keep their noses outta your shit.
Holy crap. You are fucked up man, definitely. Nothing that weird can actually happen, and very few people can retell it with such humor. I give it a 10.
-foxy
I find that I no longer give a shit about the veracity of lieu’s craptacular posts. They’re too damned funny, generally leaving me heaving for breath, hanging onto the chair for balance, and testing the strength of my bladder, wondering if I’m finally gonna piss myself this time.
lieu, I hereby proclaim you to be the One True Patron Saint of Potty Humor. You’re killing us, man.
[sub]For the record, I tend to b’lieve you’re not making this stuff up, but it was the only way I could work “shit” into my response, without plagarizing a fellow Doper’s gag.[/sub]
Best lieu-post ever. Usually I just wrinkle my nose and grin wryly, but this one elicited belly-laughs.
The only way to improve on it would be to have Bill Plymton animate it. (With the narration intact, of course.)
Beautiful.
This thread was like a gift of the Magi. My holiday season has been made complete.