If only you’d thought to videotape it.
That just put the visual of the Three Wise men and a slightly embarrased lieu giving their gifts to the baby Jesus. Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh, and poo. That last gift, of course, makes him cry.
FoxFyre, I must disagree when you say that nothing that weird can actually happen.
Can, too. Does all the time.
Lieu, I salute you. Although I have to wonder about a guy who seems to think chili with jalapenos is a suitable food for being out in the chaparral up in a deer blind totally silent and still for hours on end.
Come on, buddy. Y’r a Texan. You KNOW this ain’t so…
The gifts of the Magi included a steaming mass of doo-doo?
Cite, please? 
The above was a joke. The Humor-Impaired should realize it is intended to engender yucks. This Reminder For The Humor-Impaired is provided by: The Katzenjammer Kids For President Campaign Fund–“After George W., does it really matter?”. And by Balleen: The Whale-Oil Chewing Gum
Oh my god this is easily one of the funniest things I have ever read on the boards. I can only think of one other post that was this fucking funny. And the line above was priceless.
ROTFLMAO
IDBB
Oh my. Over lunch someone was perusing a leaflet of recipes. She said “Hey, pumpkin dump cake! This sounds good.” The word dump made me immediately think of this story, and I started snickering.
My officemates find me so immature.