When did Brett Favre pass the "Please Verbally Fellate Me" torch to Steve McNair?

Did I miss the memo? Because I don’t want to be the only person out there who doesn’t mention his name and express the desire to have his children every time he thinks about touching the ball. I mean, he’s good and all, but if there’s an alien species out there who needs to be convinced that Steve McNair is the greatest thing since gravy-in-a-tube, I’ll do my part.

The torch?

Compared to Michael Jordan, he’s holding a matchstick.

Oh come on, both of you. None of them, even MJ, come close to the fellating that Bill Parcells gets. Go ahead, turn on an ESPN station. Within 15 minutes, there is a 90% chance of hearing Bill Parcells mentioned.

Well, I’m not a huge McNair fan, but let me just say this about that.

McNair is willing to go out and play while hurt, I mean while REALLY hurt, which puts him above about 50% of the players in the NFL.

McNair doesn’t make headlines with his stupidity and/or criminal acts, which puts him above the other 50% of the criminals in the NFL.

Therefore, everyone in the media loves him. Hell, what’s not to love; it’s not like he has a lot of competition in the NFL (home of wife beaters and crosswalk guard smooshers).

McNair is just holding the torch until Michael Vick gets back.

Mcnair got my respect after the broken ankle game, that’s all I got to say about that.

Like it or not, Jordan in his heyday with the most fellated human on the planet, and the fellating going on these days pales in comparison.

Let’s see how it goes for Lebron.

Oh, I’m not saying that McNair isn’t a good player. I think he was robbed of some MVP votes last year, and certainly a trip to Hawaii.

But the commentary last night was absurd. Mason has to jump 18 feet in the air, get creamed by Romo, and lands with the poorly passed ball, and all Theismann says is, “That pass was perfectly threaded through the defenders.” Perfect my ass. McNair had some tremendous plays, but certainly nothing extraordinary.

adam yax, I agree. This is all a warm up.

Now that was inspired. :smiley:

War adam yax for the great Michael Vick blast. AFAIC, Vick is the most overrated athlete since Vince Carter. Potential? Vick’s got plenty of it. But the key word is potential–it’s too early to annoint him.

See the Packers game yesterday? The Falcons playoff win there last season is already starting to look less impressive.

I’m guessing somewhere between the 3rd interception and the 4th one in the Packers game. McNair’s a damn good quarterback, to be sure, but Jesus, I was getting sick of the schlurp, schlurp, schlurp.

I think McNair is an alright player, but he sure spends a lot of time on the bench for his various injuries.

Really?

This thread has been around for over a day.

  • mentions Brett Favre
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    But has no jarbaby? What the fuck?

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My deepest apologies to Eagle fans.

I was thinking McNabb, screw the Titans.

Um…what?!? McNair has missed 5 games in the last 7 seasons.