When did fanny packs become considered so godawful lame?

[Kimballkid]

Since they aren’t usually worn on/around the fanny, shouldn’t they be called penis pouches or vagina valises or something?

[Typo_Negative]

@Grey_area

I’ve always lamented the fact that fanny packs are universally considered really really tacky. I tend to carry a bunch of crap in my pockets and having a fanny pack would be super useful. I’ve considered getting a man purse, but that’s weird too apparently.

Damn you fashion, why can’t anything useful be trendy?

I think this every time I sit and cross my legs…and all the change falls out of the pockets of my slacks.