When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?

[Marley23]

From the old thread. This just slew me.

@Nutty_Bunny

Me: Just last night, my husband told me he TiVo’d something for me and I had to guess what it was. I thought it was a joke and that he was saying he taped something that I really needed to see, so I started guessing things I’m not good at: “How to Cook”, “How to Clean”, “How to give Blow Jobs”. He asked me what channel that last one would be on and I said (just thinking of some random ‘how to’-type of channel, “The Do It Yourself Network”. It took me a good 2 minutes to realize just how funny that was. As soon as I realized it, I screamed "OH MY GOD…DOOOO…IIIIIIT…YOOOOOURSEEEEEELF!"

I don’t know if this is what Nutty Bunny intended, but on my version of the Do It Yourself TV network, the hosts just screams “DO IT YOURSELF” over and over again.

Announcer: “Today on the Do It Yourself network: Repairing Your Kitchen Floor”
Host: DOOOO!!! IITTTTT!!! YOURSELF!!!

Announcer: ‘Today’s subject is How to Give Blowjobs’
“DOOO!!! IIIITTTT!!! YOURSELFFF!!!”

Separately, my girlfriend was walking around town tonight. She found an unattended department store bag, and sent me a series of text messages along the lines of ‘I wonder what it is?’ ‘What if it’s a bomb?’ ‘What if it isn’t?’ Maybe I’m mean, but something about the idea of leaving a bomb in a fancy bag, and her indecision, were really hilarious.