When nursing moms attack

Ohio woman charged in breast milk assault:

*"The deputies said Mrs. Robinette began yelling profanities when they approached the car and refused to get out. She then told them she is a breastfeeding mother, removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the car with her breast milk, Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said in the news release.

Mrs. Robinette was taken to the Delaware County jail. She faces charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. All are misdemeanors."*

She’s a teacher with a master’s degree. :slight_smile:

No word on whether deputies were obliged to do a full body search of the suspect (after all, she was known to be secreting a weapon).

As I saw on one breastfeeding website:
Express Yourself!

What a boob.

“I have milk, and I’m not afraid to use it!”

Tit for tat.

The cop walked into a booby trap.

Her parting word to him as they hauled her away was “Ta ta.”

Multilingual nominative determinism strikes again!

Ms. demeanors, indeed. Once again, the cream rises to the cop.

OMG - I’m dyin’ here :smiley:

I’m surprised they aren’t charging her with indecency as well.

Police response: “So long, and thanks for the mammaries.”

It was a brutal example of lactose intolerance on the part of the police.

I hear the La Leche League and the ACLU are fighting over who gets to defend her.

At least she was thinking of the children. With the “pump and dump” method you need to express the milk that would have alcohol in it. The cops must have just interrupted her in the process and she lost control of “the ladies.”

So she was trying to be responsible!

Sort of.

They were pretty frothed alright.
“Moooooom! There’s a new Super-Soaker in the stores. And I want one…!”

In her defense, a deputy in uniform is easily mistaken for Captain Crunch.

Udderly mortifying.

Glad to see this lawlessness was nipped in the bud.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!
Sorry. I couldn’t think of a pun.

…milk of human kindness…