When should a person have the right to drive thru a crowd of demonstrators?

They are a crowd of people, jaywalkers in this instance. Say they want to get to a football game. They are in the intersection against the light. I come at them with a bat, swinging it back and forth, approaching at 1mph, yelling at them to get out of my way.

That’s fine. Just saying that being fooled by satire is not the same as what you are claiming here. And I do not see how satire is not a lie. It is a specific type of lie, one that can usually be determined by context, but it is still deliberately stating untrue things. (And I also don’t find this to be a good example of satire, more of just projection, with the whole, “This is how the liberal media would have reported”)

Ummm, you have never met football fans, I take it? I’ve had people walking by, pounding on my hood and screaming their teams name at me. I’ve had people decide that the crosswalk wasn’t wide enough, so they start going behind my car and between other vehicles at the light. I’ve even seen people walking on and jumping between the hoods and roofs of cars, though that’s not happened to mine.

No one that I am aware of has ever actually tried to push them out of the way with their cars, so I can’t say definitively how they would react, but I would say that they would react with the same anger that anyone would when you threaten them with potential grievous bodily harm.

The question was if the car is actively threatening to or currently causing harm to the people in front of it. Would it be okay to take whatever steps are necessary to prevent it from doing so?

Right, and that is fine. It is the acknowledgement from you that it is the reason that people are blocking the road that makes it okay to threaten them with your car, not just their act of blocking the road that I was looking for.

If they are just assholes who don’t care about backing up traffic onto the interstate because they want to get to their football game, that’s fine, but if they are people that are trying to get people to take notice of inequalities or injustices to make social change, that is not.

So, advancing on someone with a bat and expecting them to get out of your way is wrong, but advancing on them with tons of steel is fine.