According to someone I read on Twitter, there’s a 92% chance that the Apocalypse will include zombies. If zombies can stand their own smell, they can stand your skunks.
The remaining 8% likelihood involves rabid badgers. I have no idea if skunks will help there.
Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!
Smithers, release the hounds.
I think using rabid animals might violate the Geneva Convention - it sounds like biological warfare.
As opposed to your plan for chemical warfare?:dubious:
Jeez, it’s just the Apocalypse, no need to raise a stink about it!
I think a good hiding place is more important than perimeter control. Peeps gonna walk away from urban areas because bad people are gonna take over. Skunk* ain’t stopping no-one. They’re gonna be hungry and will eat any wildlife about. And pets. Maybe even other people. Need to hide, just saying. In the event of apocalypse I’ll be hiding.
^ You just better keep yer mitts off my last can of Who Hash!
^No worries. I prefer green eggs and ham.
I was so hungry once, I swore I’d eat the Asshole out of a Dead One.
It can’t be that much worse than mace, and I believe that’s legal some places.
Are you saying “Li’l Abner” isn’t a documentary?
Skunks, badgers, and zombies, oh my!
I’m still laughing about the “Quinn Martin production, IN COLOR!”
(rats, now I’m showing my age)
~VOW
Ever’body sing:
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk’ll
Like Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
[While hanging from a telephone poll] Hey, you know what? I could call my ma while I’m up here.
[Shouts] Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!
Battle Skunks = band name