When the apocolypse comes, I'm raising skunks

Everyone prepping always talks about “investing in lead”. People also talk about raising wheat germ or starting a worm farm using duct tape or somehting of the sort for surviving the apocolypse. I think those strategies are seriously flawed. You can run out of bullets and by that time you’re already too much in the thick of it in my opinion.

What I would do is live on a mountain in like West Virginia or something and have skunks that always realease their skunk odor downwind. I think that works better because people just avoid the general area altogether.

What will you do if the attackers come from upwind?

Skunk Don’t Comfront Me!

Why not just surround your homestead with hogweed? It looks like Queen Anne’s lace, which is not irritating, but this stuff can leave people with serious rashes and even chemical burns.

If we get chased by zombies I’m tripping you.

I didn’t think of that. Maybe live on a cliff or something?

That’s a really good idea. It might be listed as a noxious weed though in West Virginia.

The thing with skunks that I like is that you can’t cut the odor down, like you could cut a plant down. It’s just in the air and its hard to escape, people would just avoid it.

I don’t have any sense of smell. I’ll come help you feed the skunks.

^ Dung Beetle – Apocalyptic Anosmic

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I think after a while people will start to stink themselves and no one will care if they smell of skunk. Then it’s game over for you, pal.

Plus, you probably can’t eat the skunks, if it comes down to it.

Why would you want to survive the apocalypse? I don’t see the appeal.

“Smell them, my children of the night. What odor they make!”

Shit, I wasn’t ready for this at all.

Maybe get some tigers to keep the anosmics away. :smiley:

People irritate me, I even irritate myself. Maybe I would find it peaceful.

My area seems to be going through a skunk invasion–every few miles driving along the highway you see or smell a dead one. My cousin recently counted 13 on a relatively short drive. I don’t know WTF is up with that.

I’m making booze if there is an apocalypse. I’ll be able to drink away the pain, clean wounds, and make molotov cocktails. Nothing solves a skunk problem like burning down their neighborhood.

Obviously a very forward thinking and intelligent person is appropriately preparing for the apocalypse but a few of their battle skunks are escaping.

A classic about skunks, from my youth.