I can’t believe no other antipodopers have called you out on this yet! You’re going to diss the great Aussie Pizza? (ham, bacon and a whole egg in the middle. Great when your in a mood for a grease pizza with grease sauce and extra grease on the side).
Fighting words, mate, fighting words.
I suppose next you’re going to say a chicken satay pizza is bad too. Or barbecue sauce (mmmmm). Heretic!