Bribe a guard.
Run in circles, scream and shout.
Break out with the measels.
Of course there’s a way out. In fact there are several twisty tunnels, which all look much the same.
Go in.
Ditto.
I don’t believe in the no-win scenario.
Fake it.
I’m confident this does not apply to anyone here, and I’m probably misquoting it, but I seem to remember an old saying:
“Never back a coward into a corner with no way out. He’ll kill you just trying to get away from you.”
Beats the alternative.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Make balloon animals?
Take the red pill.
Reprogram the simulation. I don’t believe in a no way out situation.
Punt.
Probably cry a while then adapt.
When you come in, you’re in for good
Very, very old saying indeed. 
“When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard. Such is the art of warfare.”
The Art of War, Sun Tzu
Make sure my DNA evidence is all over the scene and the other guy.
breathe…accept