Dig.
Sounds like good advice, til you realize what a joker that guy was.
That’s ok, Rhythmdyl stole that line anyway.
Back on topic, when there’s no way out, you make sure you and your buddy have fully loaded pistols, you nod at each other, and you go on three. Of course, then the world turns to a black & white lithograph, and you hear some guy with a Spanish accent order “FIRE”…
Bust out with the funk.
Make sure not to break wind.
Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in!
Rub one out.
Subtle. Took me a while.
Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.
Jump.
(I can’t swim.
Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.)
Doom on me? Someone’s coming with me.
Appeal to the creator of heaven and earth.
Make sure I have a suitable Honor Guard in Valhalla.
There’s always several ways out.
Some are just harder than others.
Things you can’t imagine doing or happening will soon just be part of your past if you do them.
So decide what you want to live with.
Boy am I glad I didn’t have to kill that psycho-bitch coke-head roommate I had when I was too young to realize I didn’t have to stay trapped in the apartment with her, and that she really wasn’t going to be able to kill all my family like she threatened!
Sure seemed the only way out at the time.
Kick everything into the larger context, invert the definition of “in” and “out”, and observe that nothing that is outside can force its way in.
Bang Sean Young.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
(Stopping there both for copyright reasons and cuz sometimes I give way to hating . . . 
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I just thought to post something similar… but couldn’t word it as well as you.
“Call for someone to get me out.”
“If you’re with someone else, I would complain about the situation we’re both in until they can’t take it any more, and take their own life. You’ll feel better that you didn’t physically have to kill him so to use him as a food source.”
“there’s simply nothing you can do”
“Get verbally pissed off at the red ghost wile slamming my Pacman machine”"
When there is no way out
what would you do?
Shoulda of took a different route
like your mommy told you to.
How hath this weakness taken thee? Whence springs
The inglorious trouble, shameful to the brave,
Barring the path of virtue? Nay, Arjun!
Forbid thyself to feebleness! it mars
Thy warrior-name! cast off the coward-fit!
Wake! Be thyself! Arise, Scourge of thy foes!
There’s always a way out, if you’re willing to pay the price.