When Trump dies, will he lie in state?

His heirs won’t go for it, because they can’t charge admission to the Rotunda. They’ll stick his carcass on a stage at whatever property they have left and sell tickets until he starts oozing out of the box, then they’ll bury him on a golf course and charge the rubes for memberships to visit the grave.

Oh, he has at long last finished colouring the second one?

I think he’s still wealthy and powerful enough to attract a new trophy wife.

Text of the resolution authorizing the body of President G.H.W. Bush to lie in state in the Rotunda

I think the Architect of the Capitol would try to talk the family members out of doing it there, out of fear that a lot of MAGAs will treat it like a pilgrimage. I also assume that, like Nixon, Trump’s Presidential Library will be built with private funds, in part so he has some say in what it says about him. It can also contain 22 Most Essential Books In American History According To Trump:
Trump: The Art of the Deal (1987)
Trump: Surviving at the Top (1990)
The Art of Survival (1991)
Trump: The Art of the Comeback (1997)
The America We Deserve (2000)
Trump: How to Get Rich (2004)
The Way to the Top: The Best Business Advice I Ever Received (2004)
Think Like a Billionaire: Everything You Need to Know About Success, Real Estate, and Life (2004)
The Best Golf Advice I Ever Received (2005)
Why We Want You to Be Rich (2006)
How to Build a Fortune: Your Plan for Success From the World’s Most Famous Businessman (2006)
The Best Real Estate Advice I Ever Received: 100 Top Experts Share Their Strategies (2006)
Trump 101: The Way to Success (2006)
Think Big and Kick Ass (2007)
Never Give Up: How I Turned My Biggest Challenges into Success (2008)
Think Like a Champion: An Informal Education in Business and Life (2009)
Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again (2011)
Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don’t (2011)
Trump Tower (2011)
Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again (2015)
Great Again: How to Fix Our Crippled America (2016)
and, of course, The Bible

I wouldn’t expect Serge the former pool boy to care much one way or the other.

His tombstone will read: “I’m ALIVE. What you heard was Fake News!”

If the Architect of the Capitol is a Trump appointee, that’s just what they would want:

Federal watchdog accuses Architect of the Capitol of ethics violations over offer to give ‘patriots’ tours

And if the Architect of the Capitol is normie, they wouldn’t try to talk the next of kin out of anything of substance. That would be dumb, because the legal next of kin, whether Melania or Trump Jr., wouldn’t stand for it, and would complain to GOP congressional leadership.

I expect that the coming Democratic appointee (the position is currently vacant) will be equally compassionate to the bereaved regardless of party, ideology, and even personality. If I’m wrong (and I’m pretty sure I’m not wrong), it will be a sign that the Democrats are becoming almost as bad as the Republicans.

And almost 20 years closer to dying than when he married Melania.

So she wouldn’t have to put up with him for very long before getting her payout.

So not a bad deal at all.

He can lie in state, he can lie in the ground. One thing is known, he will lie.

Donald Trump is essentially a traitor. Someone who has a problem with that being celebrated is not “almost as bad” as the people who supported a criminal and tried to destroy a democracy.

I predict “Kiss Him Goodbye” will get played a lot. I hope whoever wrote it gets something from it.
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Donald Trump’s funeral, and any associated lying in state, will be a celebration of his life. Interfering with that would be a gift to the GOP.

If it’s after @Moriarty passes (heh, heh), then it’s his whizzened corpse.

Well, a clown is usually one of the leading figures at a circus.

Didn’t Tan the Conman say he wanted to be buried in Arlington National Cememtery? Let’s hope the rules at the time of his death still preclude such an act.

Goodbye to You by Scandal would be good.

Absolutely not. The lies begin.

He’s still alive; Media coverup
He’s in his own spaceship
The deep state killed him
Obama killed him
Hunter Biden killed him
Michelle (really a man) Obama killed him
So did Hillary
The body is in a pizza parlor that feeds children to customers…

And so on.

I’d prefer he live a long time to further embarrass himself.

ETA: Did not read whole thread, so I bet someone else posted something like this. :grin:

Celebrating his life would also be a gift to the GOP. It legitimizes a criminal, which is wrong no matter how you slice it.

I suspect his funeral will be much like Nixon’s. No celebrating, just mourning from a few friends and family members. I’m not convinced Trump will even get that. Instead, those that make excuses for him will be the only ones present.

Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead.

If I remember correctly, and I didn’t pay that much attention to it so I may not, several of the other former presidents, maybe all of them, attended Nixon’s funeral. Probably because if you don’t attend other people’s funerals, they won’t attend yours.