…Well…Since he’s not a terrorist…
Muffin, will you marry me?
Or, will you at least be my lawyer?
If you get to marry him Ginger, I at least want to be his mistress.
Muffin you are positively delightful, now let me just wipe the milk that just shot out my nose of the keyboard…
Al.
{Muffin continues to melt under such warm words from the Lady of the North.}
“Yes and yes!” burbbles the puddle on the floor, “I’m terrifically fond of you.”
{So the Queen of the North and Muffin began solemnly dancing round and round Alice, every now and then treading gently on her toes when they passed too close, and waving their fore-paws to mark the time:}
“Will you, wo’n’t you,
Will you, wo’n’t you,
Will you join the dance?”
“Will you, wo’n’t you,
Will you, wo’n’t you,
Wo’n’t you join the dance?”
Isn’t that the fifth “man” you’ve proposed to this week?
That tic tic tic of your biological clock must be getting LOUD.
I’m wondering why this cockroach hasn’t been stomped yet.
He’s not even fun to play with, nfbskit…
“You can always judge your effectiveness by the animosity of your enemies.” --Winston Churchill 
Because everyone’s been waiting for someone who writes Sailor Moon fan fiction to tackle the job, of course.
Man, is this guy fun, or what?
Point #1: You don’t really need to quote a person’s entire post just to reply to… wait, you really didn’t reply to the post at all, did you?
Point #2: We’re still waiting for the pic, hypocrite. If you’re gonna talk the talk, be prepared to walk the walk (I know, you’re really “typing the type”, but that doesn’t rhyme with anything appropriate).
Point #3: I wouldn’t be going around mocking anyone’s screen name. After all, taking the moniker of an obscure Star Wars character isn’t exactly the height of cool, either.
So, big guy, you gonna post something substantive? Or are you going to prefer to be my primary source of entertainment for the next few weeks?
**
Yeah, I played Dungeons & Dragons in junior high, too.
Your screen name is starting to make more sense to me, though.
What unmarried Renfesters do in the off-season…on the next Geraldo!
Primary source? That’s a lot of pressure on me.
Don’t they have booze and TV and women where you live?
[sub]Psst . . . hey Bus Boy . . . ya you . . . c’mere a minute . . . I want to save you from further embarrassing yourself . . . you’re wandering down a blind alley with all that D & D stuff . . . the quadrille to Alice in Wonderland was written by a fellow named Dodson whose alias was Carroll . . . and my name is not an alias . . . next time get your basic literary allusions straight, do your biographical homework on whom you are posting, and for heaven’s sake clean that mess off the seat of your trousers, for you’re beginning to smell pretty bad . . . you may continue now . . .
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{Muffin prods Bus Boy out into centre stage again . . .}
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we are proud to present for your message board pleasure, the incomparable and incomprehensible Firecracking-Ass-Dancing Bus Boy!
*{Bus Boy gamely tries a one-liner . . . the crowd is silent . . . Bus Boy tries another one-liner . . . the crowd remains silent . . . Bus Boy stands there, like a deer caught in headlights . . . and on a missed literary allusion literally craps out . . . no firecracking-ass-dancing tonight . . . just something dribbling down Bus Boy’s leg once again . . .}
{A groan goes up from the audience, and not a few handkerchief’s go up to as many noses . . . and after an interminable minute of silence, a long hook pulls Bus Boy back into the wings . . .}*
Eewww, Bus Boy, why’d ya have to go and do that again? You’re game (well, actually, sorta gamey), I’ll give you that, but don’t you think it’s about time to find another pre-occupation? One where you don’t have to think on your feet? You’ve got to stop laying these stinkers every time you go out on stage. Maybe it’s just as well that you have not posted any publicity photos.
Perhaps the only way to prevent you from soiling yourself in public so frequenty is to stop feeding you? To that end, good night.
This coming from the guy that posted here 9 times in 12 hours?
You’re the one keeping this thread alive, slappy. Not me.
Can I clear your table now?
He can go ahead keeping it alive. He’s amusing.
Don’t worry, we’ll carry on without you.
another vote for Ginger’s cuteness here
If nobody cares what Bossk thinks, why link him to pictures of yourself? Unless you’re Jenna Jameson or some similarly shellacked and manufactured “beauty”, I seriously doubt he’ll suddenly stop his little tirade and say, “Hey! Look at this babe reading a Harlequin romance! She’s blown my theory to shit!” And this is because he is an asshole who gets off on telling complete strangers behind a shield of anonymity that they don’t fit his standards or beauty. And who really fucking cares.
I hate to see obviously nice and obviously cute people like Ginger and Sara get flak from such a moist little turd. Don’t give him the forum.
Bossko, you don’t have the brains to figure it out, so let me help you here. The people that you pissed off are no longer angry with you.
They’re now laughing at you because they think you’re a drooling idiot.
But you’d better switch gears if you want to continue to amuse us. Some of us are already starting to get bored.
Alice in Wonderland, you illiterate fuck. Oh, that’s right, illiterate, nasty, rude, apparently a TROLL… So why the hell am I bothering?
You’re digging yourself quite a hole, assmunch.
What’s that rule? “Don’t be a jerk”?
You know where to stick your little “:rolleyes:” A moments thought would’ve answered your own question for you. Your sister gets “plenty” of action? According to who, you? Maybe its still not enough for HER. Maybe she likes porn ANYWAY. What reading these books says about people’s personal lives is that they like sex, since every one of these books has plenty of it. And as for the other things on your list, liking those things DOES say somehting about a person. Why? Because our tastes reflect our personalities. And our personalities shape our lives. But then, a genius like you already knew that, right?
Lizard, my friend, you are making assumptions that can be expected of Bossk, since he is a total tool and ugly to boot ( and no I don’t have to see his picture to know he is an ugly person).
Assumption #1: Romance novels are replacing sex.
Assumption #2: Ugly people don’t get as much sex as pretty people.
Assumption #3: Your standards of beauty and “enough” sex are anyone’s but your own.
Now, for everybody else in this thread-- Why does it bother you so much to be called ugly? Especially by an asswipe like Bossk? Look at what Cartooniverse said about me. [sup]BTW, kisses 'Toonie, I hope everything’s cool with you[/sup] That means more to me than any cultural construct of what is “beautiful”.
The way genetics aligned the features of your face means nothing. Or should mean nothing. Not if you are an adult with enough maturity to reach the keyboard.