When will bra-unhooking be declared an Olympics event?

[eleanorigby]

Now that I’ve seen it-it actually looks like a lot of fun! Go Rebecca! (only 37, but there’s always next year…)

how does one sign up for either contestant or um…what do you call the women in line to be unhooked?

[Rysdad]

@eleanorigby

how does one sign up for either contestant or um…what do you call the women in line to be unhooked?

Unhookers?

Debrassiereatrixes?

[Evil_Captor]

Cup-spilloutatrixes. Duh.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

Is there a ‘one hand’ rule?
Cuz it looks like going down the line, a 2-hand method is what’s called for.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

To qualify as an Olympic sport

Q6: How does a new sport or event get added to the Olympic programme?
A6: To be included on the Olympic Games programme, Olympic sports must conform to the following criteria:

Olympic sports widely practised by men must be played in at least 75 countries on four continents; and by women in at least 40 countries on three continents.

To be added to the Olympic Winter Games programme, a sport must be practised widely in at least 25 countries on three continents.

Sports are admitted to the Olympic programme at least seven years before the next Olympic Games and no changes are permitted after that time.

Furthermore, to be an Olympic athlete,

To be eligible for participation in the Olympic Games, a competitor, coach, trainer or other team official must comply with the Olympic Charter as well as with the rules of the IF concerned as approved by the IOC, and the competitor, coach, trainer or other team official must be entered by his NOC. The above-noted persons must notably:

• respect the spirit of fair play and non violence, and behave accordingly; and
• respect and comply in all aspects with the World Anti-Doping Code.

So to be an Olympic event, we have to find out if gentlemen in 75 countries and ladies in 50 countries partaking in competitive bra removal.

We need to get some ground rules establish an ridgidly adhered too.

We need to practice non-sneaky underwear unhooking

No pill popping before boob popping

But there’s a possibly unsurmountable problem

4.2 Sports, disciplines or events in which performance depends essentially on mechanical propulsion are not acceptable.

Too much elastic might be our downfall :smack:

[Antigen]

@pravnik

Unhooking 56 bras in 60 seconds is amazing. It took me all of high school to do that many.

Hell, some days I can barely unhook my own bra that fast.

[Rysdad]

@Antigen

Hell, some days I can barely unhook my own bra that fast.

“Volunteers to assist Antigen will form a line to the right. Observers will form a line to the left.”

[Ferret_Herder]

@eleanorigby

how does one sign up for either contestant or um…what do you call the women in line to be unhooked?

Listening to the video, it sounded like the un-hookers (snerk) were listeners of that radio station.

The unhook-ees were “exotic dancers”. Between that and the fact that (as Eve noted) the actual winner was a woman, I’m thinking that video might get a lot more hits now.

[Fish]

2nd place: Nigel Incubator-Jones
3rd place: Gervaise Brook-Hamster