When will bra-unhooking be declared an Olympics event?

From the 1010 WINS news site:

Well, that explains what happened to me on 34th Street yesterday!

I think I live in the wrong city.

Damn spellcheck. Damn lazy writers.

Fell. Not failed. :rolleyes:

Eve, I’m glad you brought this to out attention: the schoolmarm in me is now properly indignant. :smiley:

Wait!

Stupid me! I thought the attempt actually succeeded. (Why report on a failed-attempt to break a record?)

Must be a really slow news day.

So was he unhooking the bras from 60 women, or did one woman have 60 bras on and he tried to unhook all of them in one minute, i.e., is this a team competition or mixed doubles?

That’s only impressive if they were not participants, or cooperative in any way.

54 random bra unhookings in a minute, now that **would **be good.

What kind of bras? The kind that hook in the front, back?.. Are they sexy, lacy things from Victoria’s Secret? Or more like Sear’s Granny Bras?.. These are the kind of details we need to know…

After you make your attempt, are you allowed to sit back and enjoy your work?..

I was once close to breaking the world record myself but the cups were dashed from my lips.

Back in The Day I was pretty darned good at this. My GF was quite busty and wore Sears/Robuck granny bras with the four steel hooks and a deadbolt. After putting in sufficient practice, I could disarm and crack open one of those puppies, one handed, in about 2 seconds.

I fear, however, that my skills have atrophied due to disuse. :frowning:

I said “my skills”, not ---- well, okay, that too.

In total fairness the bras should be of a mixed variety.

We need to host this every year like the Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island.

I will the judge.

Unhooking 56 bras in 60 seconds is amazing. It took me all of high school to do that many.

Still unexplained is why Eve was wearing 56 bras in the first place.

Wait a minute! I’ve seen Miracle on 34th Street and I don’t remember this scene at all.

112 boobs, obviously.

You need the uncut version…available on DVD only. And just wait until you see Susan’s real Christmas list!
:eek:

I also want to know: were these women lined up, shirtless? Did they differ in height and er, bust size? What is the handicap here? And what is the prize for winning?

You need to ask what the prize is for unhooking a metric crapload of bras is?

Asked and answered.

I don’t know if it’s linkable, but if so, hereis the video of the event: the winner was a cute blonde gal!

Now you’ve got me picturing Eve as looking this this:

“By the multiple paps of Venus Genetrix!” - Jubal Harshaw in Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land.

Well, I’m not a guy and I’m not a lesbian.

I’m an RN and have seen waaaaay too many breasts in my life for THAT to be the prize. Show me the money!

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