When you sell your family cemetery, it's time to take one for the team

(Roughly taken from my LJ)

So I may have spoken before about my asshole junky cousin, whose parents died six months apart when she was seventeen (one from an accident, one from pancreatic cancer). In the three short years since then, she has managed to marry an even bigger piece of shit than she is (no mean feat, I tell you), have a baby, rob my grandmother’s house, make enough threats against my mother to get a restraining order prohibiting her from having any contact with any of us, and blow through at least $100,000 worth of inheritance and life insurance settlement, somehow living in public housing despite the fact that she owned a $100,000 farm with a perfectly good house on it.

Well, at least that last part isn’t a problem anymore. The day they realized that the estate had been settled and the farm was in their name, they sold it. For $30,000.

It’s bad enough that they sold a piece of property that has been in my family for the last 100 years or so, and that they let it go for such a pittance, and that they almost certainly don’t have a nickel of it left or a thing to show for it. But none of those things is the worst part.

No, the worst part is that our family cemetery is on the property. Like most cemeteries in the mountains, it’s perched way up on a hill, saving the valuable bottom land for farming. My great^3 grandmother, who came to Kentucky when she was two years old and her father was on the run after escaping a Confederate prison, is buried there. Our great grandparents are there. Our grandfather is there, with a spot reserved for my grandmother. The asshole junky’s mother and father are there. Her sister, who lived to the age of three after being born with Niemann-Pick disorder, is there, under a pink heart-shaped stone.

They could have opted the cemetery out of the deed, but who thinks about that when you have the chance to trade the last of your parents’ legacy and the only fucking valuable thing in the world that you own for a few weeks’ worth of smack?

It isn’t that big a disaster, from a practical standpoint; you can get almost to the cemetery via a county road, the land is absolutely not useful as anything else, and you can’t really keep family out of a cemetery legally (I’m told). That doesn’t mean my mother isn’t devastated by it. No one has told my grandmother, even though this happened a month ago; they’re afraid she won’t make it. (She’s fragile as it is.)

It’s just sad that I can be so closely related to such worthless pieces of trash, and it’s even sadder that if somebody came in tonight and told me they both overdosed on that big pile of smack, all I would feel is relief–relief that my family might actually have some peace, and relief that their baby might have a shot in hell at life. There isn’t a thing in the world that my family and I have not tried to get these people straightened out, and if they’re going to self-destruct, I wish they’d get on with it before they take everybody else with them.

I might feel differently about that tomorrow. But I doubt it.

Often people don’t realize at a younger age just what things like that cemetery mean. Especially drug-addled people.

Is there any chance the family could buy that piece back from the new owner?

Bullshit. Drug addiction is no excuse to sell the family farm. Even if you are so strongly addicted to a drug that you feel compelled to do such things, there’s nothing stopping you from seeking help.

So… she’s run through virtually all the money at this point?

Out of curiosity why was she threatening your mom?

I’d have likely sold it when I was young, and I was not a junkie. I’m almost sure that I would have been aware enough to hang onto the cemetery, but I wouldn’t want to put money on that. Many people at that age (I’m assuming early 20s) do not have a sense of what intangibles are truly worth.

I’m sorry, Dr. J, that has a truly shitty thing for them to do. When I hear stories like this I’m glad to have the family that I have, but also I just wanted to say that I’m sure that the new owners would be understanding of the situation with at least the cemetary. I’m confident that you’ll be able to some sort of resolution on that.

Why does every family have a story like this? With my own family, it was my uncle who imbezzled my great-grandfather’s estate (he was the executor) and spent all the money on cocaine before fleeing to Saudi Arabia. I would still be mad at him except he killed himself thereafter. My wife’s family has a similar story that still causes tension.

It is like the deceased wanted to screw with the family from beyond so they picked just the person to make it happen.

That’s the plan. Actually, my mother thinks he will probably agree to opt it out of the deed for nothing. This is a local “pawnbroker” who has taken full advantage of my cousin’s desparation in the past few years, probably ending up with every material good they ever had. Most of his enterprises are not entirely legal, so he will probably allow us that small gesture in exchange for not looking too closely at the deal or contesting anything about the sale. (Truth be told, there probably isn’t anything to contest, but he doesn’t necessarily know that.)

Actually, I may be tempting fate here, but mine doesn’t. Yes, I am very grateful for that.

I am sorry to read about this, Doctorj. The hell of it is, there’s nothing you can do except wait it out and see if she wises up. I hope she does, but I know better than to bet on it happening any time soon.

CJ

Hell, I’m 35 and I’d love to offload my piece of the family farm - though there’s no cemetary involved - but it’s tied up in various legalities that make it too hard to sell unless everyone else involved is going to. I definitely wouldn’t sell a cemetary, however.

There was about $100,000 in life insurance money. My mom, the executor of the estate, tried to give it to her as little at a time as possible, knowing that it wouldn’t last. (This led to the first several of the aforementioned threats.) It took them about two years to get through all of it, with virtually no living expenses and absolutely nothing to show for it at this point except for a car worth maybe $1000.

I can’t imagine that $30,000 will last them that long; in addition to their shared prodigious drug problem, her husband apparently has a huge gambling problem.

It all started when Mom was executor of the estate and they became convinced that she was keeping all of the money for herself.

The last straw was when they broke into my grandmother’s house while she was on vacation, stole a 1000-lb. safe that used to be in my grandfather’s warehouse, drove it out into the woods, and busted it open. They thought it had a lot of cash in it, since that’s what my grandfather kept in it at the wholesale, but now it had his coin and knife collections and some papers. (All told, it was probably worth less than the safe.)

Since they were (for various reasons) the only suspects, my mother turned them in. After getting out on bail, my cousin’s husband called Mom and told her that she would be “taken care of”. They got probation for terroristic threatening.

We’ve had at least half a dozen family members and family friends offer to shoot them for us. And those are just the serious offers.

Count me in too in case all of your other offers fall through.

Coincidentally, my dad’s side of the family is going through this right now. The farm where they grew up is not doing anyone any good anymore–they lost the tobacco base, and the house came down years ago. It’s a beautiful piece of property that someone (who didn’t mind living way up in the crack of eastern Kentucky) could really make it something. So most of them want to sell it, but there are nine of them, so whatever they might get doesn’t look so good split nine ways. They also won’t do it until it’s unanimous, and it never will be.

We’re not so upset about the farm itself being sold; we knew they wouldn’t hold on to it, and none of us really wanted it. It didn’t matter if they got $30,000 or $300,000, it would have been gambled, snorted, and injected away in six months. We just wish they had opted out the cemetery, and we wish we weren’t related to someone who would sell her mom and dad’s grave for a fraction of what it’s worth.

We put a bid on a house with about 40 acres. There was a very old family cemetary on the property. The contract stated something to the effect that we would have to allow any members of that family access to the cemetary, and we would be responsible for the upkeep of the cemetary.

To me the family cemetary was a wonderful bonus on the property. I was actually looking forward to being its caretaker. The couple who were selling the property were not related to the original family. They told us family members usually came about once a year to pay their respects. They said the family members would invite them to walk with them to the cemetary, and then tell them the background of each of the people burried there. They said it was interesting because different family members would tell different versions of their family’s history. I was really looking forward to meeting those family members, and learning about those burried there.

Unfortunately, the couple selling the property backed out of the deal on closing day. They said they realized when the deal was done how much they really loved living there, and decided they didn’t really want to move after all.

Or, it was the power of the Undead Curse, forever binding them to the terrible place.

Or not.
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I will pray for your cousin, who really, really needs it. And her hubby. And that scummy pawnbroker, that he learnsd the errors of his ways.

Update: my aunt spoke with the guy who bought the farm, and he is going to deed the cemetery back to us, for nothing. (It is, quite seriously, the least he can do.) My mom wants to put it in my name, partly because she’s so tired of dealing with this mess, and partly because she knows I’ll make sure it’s taken care of.

It makes me feel better…but not that much better. I was never worried about our access to the cemetery; I was just appalled that someone in my family would do something like this.

To hijack this thread a tad…

That sounds quite nice really. I would really enjoy that myself.

I used to rent this funky old house and one day there was a knock on the door. It was this old woman who used to live there. I let her in to walk around and she told me stories of growing up there. It was really cool.

She was a nice lady and I invited her back anytime she was in town.