Theaters in my area rent costumes for Halloween. The best costumes come from there and arent slutty at all. Rental prices are 20 per day, 20 dry cleaning fee.
TBFair, they’re sold as SEXY Policewoman, Firewoman, Schoolgirl, Nun, etc.
**We **are the ones calling it “slutty”.
Speaking of which:
Isn’t that how the artists normally draw them? 
Hobbes: “Is Amazon Girl’s superpower the ability to squeeze that figure into that outfit?”
Calvin: “Nah, they all can do that”
And Mores code and how to grind wheat into flour.
Go to a second hand store and create a costume from there.
There’s a reason Dan Savage calls Halloween “Straight Pride Day.”
Reminds me of the classic College Humor video, Nick’s Costume Warehouse. Sexy Abraham Lincoln!
Yes but, Superhero costumes for men are pretty slutty too.
If Audrey Hepburn isn’t cool, then I don’t wanna be cool.