Where are the illegals going?

Definitely wouldn’t want to offend anyone, in a thread about how those goddamn foreigners are bringing down our property values because really who wants to live next to a dirty Mexican?

God, I hope they finally open a decent taco truck nearby. Does this mean we’ll get more soccer on basic cable?

Why, is that your GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <breath> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?

Where are the illegals going?

They are going to that tree.
What will they do there?
It’s a party!
What an illegals party!

  • with apologies to P. D. Eastman.

They are?! Well, there goes the neighborhood.

Hey, wait a minute, I live in Mexico. I had no idea I was driving down the property values here all this time.

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Looking for a parking spot.

Or,

Where have all the illegals gone, long time coming;
Unpicked produce everywhere, prices they are hiiiking;
Oh when will they ever learn, when will they evvverrr learn?

Their last posted tour schedule is from 2010. That’s the kind of thing that happens with these zombie threads.

Illegals don’t take legit jobs. They take jobs that are illegal to begin with. An illegal alien is not going to steal a “real” job from an American or legal immigrant. They take jobs that are below minimum wage or jobs that OSHA would find hazardous.

Those people aren’t gonna check anything to begin with nor report it. They’re liable to do you as an independent contractor, knowing an illegal won’t tell on them.

Well yeah maybe but they’re still stealing all the women.

You know how long I’ve been trying to get someone to do me as an independent contractor? The wife’s just not into it, and a man has needs.

Just remember that it’s illegal to do that in the city of Las Vegas.

That’s turning the esprit de l’escalier into an artform. :slight_smile:

Apparently, this is the ONLY thing that is illegal to do in the city of Las Vegas.

Well, I understand it’s also illegal for casino staff to rough you up (unless you hit them first, I think)

Ever read Grapes of Wrath?