As so many toys of the 1980’s have made a comeback, where are the Smurfs hiding? - Jinx
They’re still in hell, hopefully never to return.
Seriously, they weren’t very good in the first place and nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.
A French toy company, Papo, still makes the figurines.
Here is one online store that sells them, feel free to search for others.
Smurfs have never gone away.
:: glares menacingly at the haters ::
Didn’t you hear? The US offered them asylum because they were being persecuted by Gargamel. Unfortunately they didn’t assimilate well–they just kept being stepped on.
Current Google advert: Humor Writing Workshops. Sometimes they’re pretty damn accurate 
Heh, mine are for skinny ties and Beach blanket Babylon, which is also pretty accurate.
Quickly. We must kill them all while there is still time!
Wasn’t there talk of a CGI feature film in the works?
I hear during the final years, they went porn trying to make it.
(Look up “Smurf’s Final Episode”)
Mine keep trying to get away.
If choke collars are to expensive, I’ve found that a nail through the foot keeps them in place rather well.
Close. That would be “The Lost Episode”. I’d link it, but that probably runs afoul of the two click rule re NSFW type stuff. You can find it at www.albinoblacksheep.com under the flash files.
It gave way to a classy, reality series spin-off.
What? You haven’t heard?! They’re happily smurfing their days away, in some far off smurfy smurf.