Where are your favorite TV characters now?

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Friends

Monica and Chandler successfully conceived a child to go with the twins.

Rachel and Ross married, but divorced after Rachel shot Ross in the foot for making the “We were on a break” joke one too many times.

Phoebe is helping raise her brother’s triplets while he serves in Iraq as a medic.

Joey? No one’s heard from him since he moved to LA.

Joan of Arcadia

Kevin and Grace decide to go to MIT together, and Joan exposes Ryan Hunter’s true colors after catching him in the newspaper printing room with a goat, a can of whipped cream, and a mop. She still sees and talks to God, but the snarkiness is gone. She forgave Adam after he lost his father in a car accident.

Kevin continued his recovery, and asked Lily to marry him. He did, indeed, danced at his wedding.

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I picture James Bond living just long enough to hear CNN broadcast the news that Politboro voted the Soviet Union out of existence, & then dying of a heart attack (all thoise ciggies) in the arms of a beautiful blonde, in the comfort of his own bed.

Rest in Peace, Commander Bond.

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The series ended in a cliffhanger so it’s anybody’s guess. I’d like to think that Buffy and an legion of Slayerettes shows up at the last minute to help Angel and company defeat the army of demons. (Gunn dies in battle though).

Afterwards Angel moves to New York with that Goddess Chick to continue fighting evil. Spike takes off on his own.

Buffy tries to retire in Vienna and lead a normal life, but she can’t supress her slayer instincts and continues to fight evil, with the help of a few slayer pals, a new half-demon lover, Heinrich, and a certain werewolf by the name of Oz.

Willow dumps Kennedy (it was just a rebound relationship anyway) and moves to England to rejoin that coven of powerful witches, where she continues her training in the Magicks. After the coven is infiltrated and destroyed by a mysterious dark force, she teams up with the remaining witches and continues the fight against evil. Eventually they run into Spike, who decides to join them after he falls in love with one of the witches.

Xander (with a new magic eye given to him by Willow) tries to settle down and lead a normal life as a contractor in Northern California, but his life becomes difficult when the eye starts allowing him to detect people’s auras. After some soul-searching, he moves to New York and joins Angel the fight against evil.

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Yeah, June, I like that (in fact I’d said the thing about Buffy and all the slayers arriving in LA in the nick of time in an early Buffy/Angel thread - I was going to “linky” but I couldn’t find it)

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Do you remember that a few years ago Alan Alda guest-starred on ER as a doctor suffering from Alzheimer’s disease? I believe he was a mentor to Kerry Weaver and described as a pioneer in emergency medicine. I like to think that his ER character is the same as the one from MAS*H, only a few decades in the future, having used his war experience to improve emergency medicine and trauma care in civilian US hospitals. (Although the timing isn’t quite right, as the ER episode was almost fifty years after the Korean War.)

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Sorry, I was making a bad pun concerning his undead status as a vampire.

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Huh? Xander despises Angel.

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ah yes, but the soul searching is the key. He doesn’t have to like the guy to respect what he’s doing and want to help

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Sorry, as much as I love Xander, he’s not the most mature person and not very forgiving except to his friends so I find it highly unlikely that he would choose to join Angel in the fight against evil when he could just as easily join either of his two best friends’ posses.

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Samantha Stevens embraced her inner witch as she grew older, and is now much more a member of that society than the mortals. In some ways, she reminds other witches of Endorra. She frequently teams up with Serena for great parties.

Tabitha like her mother, fell in love with and married a mortal. Unlike her mother, she renounced her powers completely, and is, to all intents, a regular person.

Samantha is still married to Darrin but every few years, Darrin seems to subtly change. It’s almost as Samantha has had a succession of mortal husbands, who happened to have the same name.

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[QUOTE=Gladstone]
Angel is dead. But everyone already knew that.
QUOTE]
LMAO!!

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As regular as a person can be while married to a country music star like Clint Black. :wink:

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As a matter of fact, he did, sort of. There was a series of spin-off novels set in Crabapple Cove (among other places) involving the crew after the war. *MASH Goes To Maine * is the first of them, and is excellent. They then spiral downhill.

Hawkeye becomes a world-class thoracic surgeon, Trapper goes hippie and marries a lunatic nurse, Father Mulcahy becomes a cardinal, etc.

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Glynnis drops out of Cal Tech and becomes a supermodel.

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Peg Bundy left Al for a successful sports writer with three children. When he died suddenly, she raised his children by herself. She inherited all his money and made more money doing voice-overs for cartoons, but died in a plane crash soon after the youngest child left home.

Marcy Rhodes D’arcy stayed married to Jefferson until he died five years later. When going through his stuff, she found bags and boxes of various world currencies, bearer bonds, and three Swiss bank accounts. She got all the money, but died in the same plane crash as Peg.

Kelly Bundy and her husband got religion and formed a huge cult. They became amazingly wealthy, but her husband went nuts and killed her in a murder-suicide.

Bud Bundy and Steve Rhodes finally came out of the closet and admitted they had been having an affair for years. That was why Bud put up his whole masculine act (which nobody believed) and why Steve really left Marcy. They opened a chain of gay boutiques and became fabulously wealthy. They would be killed by a gang of gay bashers, who would get away with the crime by claiming “them fags were destroying our neighborhood.”

Al Bundy would inherit all the above money. He now lives in a huge mansion and is only seen when he rides his vintage Harley around the neighborhood to the tune of “Born to be Wild.”

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Twin Peaks:

Agent Cooper - Went on a mass-murdering rampage while being possessed by ‘Bob’. His victims included Agents Rosenfeld and Dennis/Denise, Sarah Palmer, Norma Jennings, Shelley Johnson, Catherine Martell and Lucy the receptionist. Cooper was gunned down by a reluctant Sheriff Truman.

Sheriff Truman - After having to kill his best friend, he lapsed into a long period of alcoholic despair. He was dismissed from his post as Sheriff and attempted suicide, only to be ‘rescued’ by the spirit of Josie Packard who appeared to him in a vision. Truman then went on a vision-quest to root out and defeat ‘Bob’, aided by crazy, one-eyed Nadine (after she’d recovered her memories & stopped obsessing about the drapes). Harry & Nadine fell in love after fighting off ‘Bob’, married and Nadine gave birth to sextuplets whom they named - Desmond, Robert, Arthur, Peter, Edmund and Spencer.

Deputy Andy Brennan - The formerly clumsy goofball deputy became cold & steely after Lucy’s death. He succeeded Truman as the Sheriff, and to everyone’s surprise was extraordinarily capable in the job. His first major incident was to take down a bezerk Leo Johnson, who was stalking Shelley yet again. A grateful Shelley fell in love with Andy and married him. (BTW, Shelley took over the Double R Diner after Norma’s untimely offing.)

Audrey Horne - Like Truman, she was so distrought by Cooper’s possession / death, she descended into a depressive state. Unlike Truman though, she never recovered. She’s a meth-addict, works (barely) at One-Eyed Jacks’ and is disowned and entirely estranged from her born-again father Roger.

Donna Hayward - Had a rocky, on-again / off-again relationship with James Hurley, but eventually realized that he would never get over Laura Palmer. After deciding she couldn’t stand life in Twin Peaks anymore, she packed a suitcase, snuck up to James’ window for one last forelorn look at him, then walked down the road out of town and into the darkness. She’s has been neither seen nor heard of since. (And she was wrong about James. Ironically, he was planning to propose to her, and was much disturbed when Donna simply vanished, and would never get over her. James eventually was killed after crashing his bike after a drunken night at the Roadhouse.)

Log Lady - The willows still whisper to the owls about sadness from beyond the depths of the ocean. The moon chews bubblegum while ten silver spoons dance merrily to the tune of a piper of another age…

’Bob’ - The epic battle with Truman & Nadine left him wounded but not defeated. He still lurks in the Black Lodge, is still a presence in the background, and awaits the next opporunity he’ll have to emerge and wreak havoc among the townsfolk of Twin Peaks.