I’m driving down a dark road tonight in pretty heavy rain. It’s a two lane road notorious for people suddenly turning out of driveways or side streets (we have the road crosses to prove it). The speed limit is 40. I’m doing about 35. There is an SUV pulled over to the side of the road with its lights on, but no hazards. I slowed even more to go by, good thing. As I approach the SUV on the shoulder to my right, I see movement behind the SUV moving quickly from my right to left. I slam on the brakes as fast as I can, which is pretty fast. Next instant I see a black dog hitting the right front fender-bumper area of my car. I thought it was a dog because as I hit it it was several inches from my right headlight. Before that, it was just movement. I don’t hear any secondary impacts with the tires or anything, thank God. So at least it bounced off.
By the way, this is first time I’ve ever hit anthing bigger than a duck (and didn’t even hurt that) not counting fender benders. I’m not exactly feeling all together about now.
I keep slowing as fast as I can, pull off the road about twenty yards past the SUV, and jump out to look for the dog. Ohmygod! I see a black mass in the road that looks about four feet long and only a few inches wide. The dog has been crushed. Shit! The next car by runs the black object over (thanks, by the way) and it bounces about ten yards down the road making a distinctly plasticy sound. Much later, after picking it up, I realized that it is the insert that (used to) fit into the front of my car. At the time I just thought, dogs don’t bounce.
Anyway, where the hell was the dog? I run back down the road past the SUV. I yell at the driver “what did I just hit?” I was pretty sure I saw dog, but only saw it for a fraction of a second. He confirmed it and said he had just pulled over to try to get it out of the road. It is a black dog he tells me, probably a lab mix of some kind.
I run another thirty or so yards down the road and I see the dog lying on the shoulder. I assume it’s dead, I hit it pretty hard. As I approach the dog jumps up and runs away using all four legs. Some other guy who came along is driving down the other side of the road looking for him. I’m walking in the rain for about three quarters of a mile. No sign.
The other guy comes back by and says the dog is lying in someone’s yard another half mile away (that’s one fast fricking injured dog, BTW) but won’t let anyone approach it. He said it looked like it was limping a little.
I give up. My car is already way behind me on a two lane road with no sidewalks, soft shoulders, and a small runoff.
Now, WHO THE FUCK LETS A BLACK DOG RUN AROUND AT NIGHT IN THE RAIN? You motherfucker. I refuse to feel guilty, but I feel horrible that such a wonderful animal had to be associated with such a complete bumblefuck incapable of following the most basic rules of animal care, thus leading to what must be some painful and possibly fatal injuries for that poor dog.
Second, there was a great deal of risk taking by innocent bystanders in dangerous conditions to make up for your complete and utter worthlesness as a caretaker. Several drivers got out of their cars, others backtracked to search, lots of cars pulled off on the shoulder. It could have become a massive cluster fuck with human casualties.
As for my car, I popped the fender back in place by peeling back the wheel well guard. It’s all composite. The facia is not even necessary, but would cost 200 or so to replace. None of that bothers me one bit. But, guess what fucked up dog owner? You are legally responsible for all of that. I would sue you in a second just to make you suffer. In fact, I’d love to see you moonlight as a crash test dummy.
Dogs aren’t always smart, but humans can be criminally stupid. And dogs usually mean well.