Where can I buy a monocle?

Factual Questions
1

I had my eyes tested today, and my optometrist says my right eye no longer requires a prescription; the lens is now “plano”. So I am thinking, what **Fear ** needs is a monocle for his left weaky eye.

Where can I get a prescription monocle, either plain a la Col. Klink, or with a ribbon, so when I am surprised, it falls to my chest when my eyes bug out?

2

Here you go:

Pretty cool!

I am similar to you in that my right glasses lens really does something while the left one is all but nothing. Might have to try one some day.

That site I linked to has a couple for prescription lenses, and the third one has a reading lens in it.