where can I get a strap-in dildo?

Get an inflatable dong, and pump it till it won’t come out.

You could put some fins on the end and create a bizarre version of lawn darts.

That would be a great game for the next company barbecue. Could the guys play or would they just have to watch?

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“Staples. Yeah, we’ve got that.”

I got one she can borrow…but it’s attached to 200lbs of Duke!

Let’s see her squirt THAT across the room!!:smiley:

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Hamlet, whatever your opinion of the topic, your comments come very close to what I would deem a personal insult and/or flame. MPSIMS isn’t the place for either of these. Please be more mindful of your posts.

I would also like to note that this thread has pretty much reached the SDMB limit for “graphicness.”

Then I’ll rethink my nomination for threadspotting.

I’ll try to phrase this delicately, so as not to push this thread over the edge into Official Smut:

Once you have the dildo strapped in, isn’t it somewhat immobile? How do you generate friction? Do you just twang it like plucking a fiddle string?

Awright, which one-a youse ordered the twelve dozen ping pong balls? Somebody’s gotta sign for these…

SDMB limit for graphicness? Where’s that? I don’t see it anywhere…

Oh yeah, it’s over there weeping in the corner after being beaten to a bloody pulp by threads on vomit porn, erotic furry art, and voluntary cannibalism.

I think you mean Dong, Dong, Dong…

Descriptions of sex acts will become no more detailed that those which are already here. Don’t test me.

Twelve dozen?

Gross.

ahhh, lieu, you always make me laugh.

Unclebeer, my sincere apologies. I won’t do it again.

See, this is why every home should have a midget. The hands are small so they won’t get in the way. They themselves are small so they could fit into any position the discriminating couple might choose, yet still not interfere with sweet, sweet love.

One small hand positioned correctly could act as a last second stop-gap measure to keep the toy from flying across the room.

And what would said little gent be doing with t’other hand?

assuming that you haven’t already got an answer, assuming that this is a true request for help, and assuming that you wanted actual helpful information, hoping this answer doesn’t break the graphic barrier… (it is my first post after all)

I’d recommend that you use a combo of two items + whatever toy you’re trying to not have fly across the room.

First item is a harness with two holes. Your standard one hole harness doesn’t have the toy opening in a place that is appropriate for female body, the second hole is often more of a tear shaped oblong than a round hole.

Second item is easiest ordered off the web, but might be fashionable from items at home. Basically, it’s a round 3 inch higher density foam doughnut. Slid over the toy to the base, its role is to keep the toy from migrating through the harness.

Assembly for your case is to have your girlfriend wear the harness with the toy in backwards from the harness’s original intended use. The rubber doughnut thingy is between your girlfriend and the harness. This should prevent the lawn dart situation.

On the west coast, providers of said items are Mr S leather and Good Vibrations, both of which have online shops. GV may have the harness you are looking for, as well as being the rubber doughnut supplier. A note of personal preference, don’t cheap out and get a webbing/nylon harness. Spend the extra bucks for the leather. Nylon webbing chafes.

If none of the above work, there is a very wonderful store in Seattle called Toys in Babeland where you could certainly find suggestions. They have a web site, an 800 number, and a well educated (mostly female) staff who are happy to discuss pretty much anything.