So, I got it into my head a few months ago that a blown up print of my karyotype, framed and hung on my wall as the ultimate self-portrait would be a good idea. Merits of this idea aside, where could I get karyotyped? I can only think of the hospital, but I’m guessing they have a “No frivolous procedures done for cheap in the name of pseudo-art” policy. I hear the process isn’t difficult, so is there an easy way to obtain the materials myself and do it at home? A “Karyotyping For Fun And Profit” home kit?