Where do banned members go?

Collounsbury has a web log that he keeps now. I read it a couple of times. It’s rather pathetic. He was a very interesting poster, but not having anyone to interact with leaves him with not much to say. He simply posts articles and talks about the middle east (which is his area of expertise). Boring as can be.

What makes the SDMB interesting is the interactions between all the different people. If you take any of us (even the most fasinating ones) and put us in a vacume without anyone to respond to then there really isn’t anything left.

What about alt.fan.cecil-adams?

I thought Fox had them all signed up for a new reality show.

Where do banned members go?

To Banned Camp, where they have their initial experimentation with homosexuality and tobacco products.

Into a darkened corner where they gnaw, beaver-like on their own fist, and rock back and forth, muttering evil curses into the foul air that envelops their increasingly bestial form.

They sit on the wall, telling you where the show is tonight.

If they’re good or bad?

Banned Camp. hehehehehe.
Everybody knows they are locked away in the Straight Dope dungeon, underneath the offices in Chicago. They spend their remaining days typing out all those email alerts we recieve and put detail on the SD mugs. :smiley:

Collounsbury? — Isn’t he in some sort of halfway home for the universally pissed off?

To play in connecerts?

They go to live on your aunt’s farm, in the country, where they get ot play with kittens and puppies and eat sweeties all day. You can’t visit tho’ cos it’s miles and miles away and the buses don’t go there …

dammit

They’ve gone where the goblins go;
Below, below, below, yo ho.

Every one knows they are sent to ReNeducation centers.

Duh. :smiley:

The banned members end up being the hamsters.

On a more serious note, I believe that Satan is an active poster at the Pizza Parlor, under the user name NYCNative.

Good gad, life in the mines of Moria would be more pleasant.

Dear Lord, no.

So, are sock trolls and underwear gnomes related in any way?

Anyhoo…

Step 1: Get banned
Step 2: …
Step 3: Profit!