I don’t mean heaven or hell. 
Like, maybe Satan started a forum for banned Dopers? Were any Mods from the SD are allowd to join for a day and then are banned?
Detroit.
When Satan was banned he was cast out of Paradise with his legion into the burning lake of sulfer. Once out of Cecil’s-- er, God’s presence, they realized they were horribly grotesque and scaly. With the gold that was found there, he ordered the construction of Pandemonium, which would be his palace.
He fornicated with his daugher, Sin. She gave birth to Death, who fornicated with her continuously, causing her to give birth to many litters of hounds- the Hounds of Hell. Upon birth, Death would immediately consume the pups-- his children/siblings.
Let this be a lesson to Dopers everywhere.
That’s the common belief, but I heard that Sin wanted to slam it to him via the back door using a prosthesis.
Sounds like guppies.
We’re talking about banned Dopers here, not tropical fish.
Get a grip.
I thought he married Drain Bead. Didn’t think they had kids already, but then, well, you just never know what crazy notions those two might take into their heads once they tied the knot.
from what I heard, they broke up.
Fathom, the UnaBoard, or LiveJournal.
DrainBead comes into #straightdope every now and then. She broke up with Satan some time ago, and she maintains that she wasn’t the one who wanted to fuck Satan in the ass.
But imagine a board with Jack Dean Tyler, county, the handful of Stormfronters who’ve blown through here… that couldn’t be pretty.
Man if that board also had handy and Zenster every thread would be an unbelieveable train wreck.
Might be fun to watch for about 5 minutes…
Ah, hell, let’s throw TVAA into that mix, just for shits and giggles.
Where do bad trolls go when they die
They got a lake of fire and fry…
Wasn’t there once a board some banned members made, “The Sock Drawer” or something like that?
I don’t know where they go but have you noticed during topic searches the average post count of some of the BANNED members? I mean you’re reading a thread and come to stay at home father Bob B. Bartman’s post - and he’s banned and has 3,675 posts. Then later there’s the lovable SamTheClam, also banned with 5,456 posts. Then later, in this graveyard, you see that the recently deceased radical Mr.GeeDog was banned with 2,866 posts. And it goes on forever – with every searched thread there’s a bloated, banned, corpse bobbing to the top – all with posts numbered in the thousands. All with their untold stories --------- All! Where is SamTheClam now? Sam???
Sam, somewhere, blows his candle out – 
Oh, ---- oh, oh the drama of it all ----
That particular thread happened before those two were an item.
And of course all banned members go to the Banned Name list.
[sub]Yes, I know, that was really bad.[/sub]
What do banned posters do?
- That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.*
I can’t remember the poster’s name with well over 11k posts who was banned for consistently giving bad medical advice despite being warned several times. Wonder what he does with his time. Can’t believe I can’t remember his name.
Who? handy?
Robin
That’s it.
Of course they come to Detroit – who wouldn’t? They come to revel in the Eastern Conference Champion Detroit Pistons! Whoo-hoo!
Sheesh. . . :rolleyes:
…You don’t see em again till the fourth of July.