Where do geese go to die?

As I was running along the towpath of the Delaware & Raritan canal this afternoon, I was pleased to see all of the baby geese out (goslings?)

Every hundred yards or so I was greeted by a pair of big huge fat mommy and daddy geese that hissed at me to keep me away from their little green-tinged offspring.

New Jersey has TONS of geese. Princeton, in particular, seems to be a major gathering place for them, but I rarely see a dead one. Once in a long while I will see one by the side of the road, just like road-killed deer, but I never see them dead in the wild.

Did I mention that these things are huge? Easily the size of a Thanksgiving turkey, and there are sometimes thousands of them gathering in certain fields.

I would imagine that wherever one died there would be one great stink, but the canal is relatively stink free (though they did fish a human body out yesterday :().

So where are the dead geese?

In the bellies of predators and scavengers.

This is related to the common topic of where dead pigeons go. Geese aren’t as sizable as you think. They can fly. Turkeys can’t. They have a lot of hollow space and plenty of predators ready to eat them even in New Jersey. Birds can be torn apart in short order from everything from large predators to worms, to insects, to bacteria extremely rapidly. If you find a stripped goose carcass and stomp on it, it will go to almost nothing. You have to be right there when a goose dies to see it as anything substantial.

Quite so. I hadn’t imagined otherwise.

But where is this activity happening? Is it so instantaneous that of the millions of geese in the state, one really does need to watch one fall and see it picked to bits before it hits the ground?

I have been on that trail several days a week for years and I have never seen a dead goose. Do they hide themselves when weak? Do they fly South to die?

When a goose feels it is about to die, it makes a pilgrimage to the great Geese Burying Ground, whose location is a secret. Geese have been going there for centuries to die, and today there is a vast mound of bones and bills and feet. Frequently, explorers in pith helmets will rent guides to lead them to this fabled land, since it is thought to contain a huge repository of natural pate de foie gras, but such expeditions inevitably run afoul of the jealous locals, and have to be rescued by Tarzan.

I understand they are quite greasy, though.

You see, the thing is, those predators don’t sit around waiting for the goose to actually die on its own before they move in for the feast. When the goose gets old, or sick, or infirm, it begins to slow down a bit and is less able to avoid those things that want to eat them. Once the predator has caught its prey and killed it, it either eats it on the spot or drags it off to a more private location where it can eat at its leasure without having to share with others. So yes, I’d say the carcass goes away pretty quickly.

I golf early every Sat a.m., and it is not unusual to see the remains of a goose on the course. Lots of coyotes in the area.

Based on local experience, the side of the road.

You have an odd hobby. :dubious:

At least once in my life, a goose has somehow gotten into a power transformer to die.

The smell was… heavenly, actually. But the power was out all day.

And one that is highly advisable not to take up.

I think you’ll be forced to concede that it’s better than stomping them when they’re alive, though.

I’m afraid I won’t, I hate geese and would love to stomp on one, but I prefer fresh goose stompings on my shoes as opposed to flyblown ones.

Why do you hate geese?

What have they ever done to you?

Huh, huh?

It’s a good thing you don’t live in Soviet Russia, that’s all I can say.

In Soviet Russia geese stomp you

Not to go back to being all GQ, but Canadian Geese are so numerous these days around here that they’re actually becoming a huge problem. They poop up to a pound a day, which causes nutrient loading in waterways which in turn can cause them to become choked with weed growth, which in turn causes fish kills in the winter time when those weeds die and eat up all the dissolved oxygen in the water, their excessive pooping can cause issues with public heath at beaches and in drinking water supplies too. Then you get into the fact that they’re big and mean bastards and their size makes them hazards on both roadways and around airports, and their size can allow them to overgraze plots of land very quickly to the detriment of other animal species.

I don’t think I’ve mentioned my old crazy friend in a while. He would go on golf courses late at night, and bow hunt geese, which he then kept in his freezer for the rest of the year. I never tried it, and can only assume with their diet, and extended flying it would be horrible. But it was free to him and that’s all he cared about (although verrrrryyyy Illegal.)

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Canada” geese. Not “Canadian.”

But they have accents and are eating poutine!