State of Terminal Ennui…
Mechanicsburg, PA.
I’m almost a redneck, but not quite.
State of Evergreen & Ever-rain…
Oregonian transplanted to (West) Seatlle WA 
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“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
-Albert Einstein
I am probably the only Indian on this board… no, not that kind, but the brown skinned, variety from India.
Bangalore, India
Welfare state?
Stockholm, Sweden.
/Andreas
Solid State
Christchurch, New Zealand
watashi wa nihon ni imasu!
Tokyo, Japan
State of velvety green forests, magnificent beaches, and plummeting local economy.
Coastal Oregon.
{AH HA! (What is it, Stones?) I sat on my pipe!} You forgot to mention THE NATURAL GUARD!! One more offense and you’ll be TOAD AWAY! Mr. President, where can I find a job??
Oh, I almost forgot - the state of myopic discontent: Syracuse, NY, Onondaga County. Screw Seinfeld, THIS is the anus of the world, and home to one of the most polluted bodies of water too! Our motto: “Shrinking every year and proud of it!” -Bob