Where is the "cat goes facehugger on woman" thread?

Cats are the reason civilized people have shotguns.

it’s funny cause both people with guns and cats are alike. one is armed with weapons with which to defend themselves and ward off would be attackers or simply just people they don’t like … and the other is the cat.

Melvin, Michigan resident Maxx says all she was trying to do was protect her mother’s dog.

This summer she had taken in a stray cat, whom she named ‘Buddy.’

On November 30, ‘Buddy’ attempted to attack the dog and that’s when Maxx tried to shoo him away.

Nobody puts Buddy in a corner.

“But he attacked her dog?”
“No, Buddy would never do that.”

[sub]I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande[/sub]

I understand that is exactly what they did.

I’m sure kitty gave her several warnings to quit with the kicking. She chose to ignore them. Hard to sympathize with that.

Bet its the last time that lady puts shredded comic books in the litter box!

[Kitteh] "Charles Atlas, huh?* purr-purr-purr [/Kitteh]

Yeah, I knew that was coming. Been down that road before. Anytime an unknown cat (as in, has it had rabies vaccine or not) attacks somebody, they remove the head.

Poor Buddy

you will be remembered.

and turned into an animated gif

and a meme