Insane cat attack caught on video
Where is the thread? if there isn’t one, where would it go?
That is one hell of a cat.
Good kitty!
Didja ever notice that the guys on Jackass never tried to fight a cat? Even they knew how foolish that would be.
Here seems good enough for the moment, but maybe MPSIMS might be better. I’m thinking it’s got enough meme in it to qualify as entertainment and stick around here.
I’m a little torn on this one. It’s 100% hilarious, because it happened to someone besides me. Plus, who the hell thinks kicking snow on a cat is going to garner different results?
But, that video makes me look at the 17 pound tabby that lives with me, and affirm: There’s no way I’d let you live with me if you weighed 10 lbs more. I’ve surprised you and ended up a bloody mess of 9 inch cuts. If we actually disagreed, I’d probably need stitches.
Cats are serious predators. They will back up a full grown grizzly, probably because the grizzly can imagine what it would be like to have them razor claws and needle teeth going all facehugger on it.
Nightmare stuff there.
The sad thing is she will probably get the cat picked up by animal services and euthanized. But she did totally derserve it. In the meantime the dog is thinking “go mom! … wait, what? Mom? Mom? Where ya going? Mom? Oh shit I’m alone out here with that beast!”
I do believe she “sowed the wind”.
I can just hear the dog after the woman goes inside:
“Hey, there, nice kitty - I’m not really with her, OK? I told her not to do that. We’re cool, right? OK?”
Now I want to see the video of the alien cat when it bursts from her cat-kicking chest.
You guys think that’s funny? Srsly?
Huh. Didn’t look like normal cat behavior to me. Rabies is always my first worry.
Remove the cats head and check the brain.
It’s the only way to be sure.
This is why every kid should learn the bare basics of dog and cat body language. Just like they learn about traffic.
An estimated number of 4.5 million dog bites happen in the US every year, and the number of cat bites and scratches probably isn’t much lower.
When a cat shows you it is aggressive and it means business? Then continuing to confront it is a Very Bad Idea. And I have a four inch scar on my leg to prove it. That was when I looked up the info on cat body language, and I have never had problems since.
No, that is totally normal cat behavior.
Not only that, she backed it up against something. If you want to chase away an animal, give it somewhere to go.
Maybe the ones from Acme Animal Shelter. 
I work with cats. I’ve seen a cat go crotch-seeking missile on a vet I work with, like Pinky in the video did, when it was leashed in an attempt to capture it. I’m pretty sure the expression “fighting tooth and nail” came about when someone tried to do something to a cat. I love cats, I own several but I treat them with caution and respect for the fact that they are just one odd gesture away from a turning into a ravenous bugblatter beast if Traal that wants to eat you before you can eat it. Why do I put up with them? Because seriously, when they are not trying to kill you or drive you crazy, they are freaking adorable.
Oh. I thought you said “furshlugginer.” 
Potrzebie!
100% hilarious because it happened to someone besides me who damn well earned it, you mean.
Cat trees bear. A video of another cat treeing a bear.