Where is the mustard applied?

[carnivorousplant]

@Little_Nemo

Unless you’re eating your sandwich in pieces, it’s not going to have any effect on the taste. You’ll be eating hot dog and bun together in each bite and the mustard will be present regardless of which one you put it on.

But there is a practical difference in placement. If you put the mustard on the hot dog, it will sit on the surface. This makes it more vulnerable to falling out of the sandwich and on to your shirt.

So spread it on the bun. The bun will soak up the mustard and secure it in place.

Yes. It all goes into my tummy.

[Missy2U]

On the hot dog. Where it belongs.

[pulykamell]

@Little_Nemo

So spread it on the bun. The bun will soak up the mustard and secure it in place.

Well, that’s why I put it on the hot dog. It doesn’t taste as good to me when it’s soaked into the bun.

[jtur88]

I make pigs-in-blankets, and just dip it in mustard as I go.

[Asimovian]

Mustard goes on the dog. The MAYONNAISE goes on the bun.

Duh.

[GrumpyBunny]

Ew, hot dogs. shudder

[Quimby]

On the Dog! Any other answer is Communist!

[AncientHumanoid]

Seen on Cheers on MeTV just yesterday:

“I LIKE rat parts!”

[Procrustus]

@GrumpyBunny

Ew, hot dogs. shudder

ok, I was afraid of being too negative, but you have given me courage.
**
Mustard, ew.**

[TheChileanBlob]

Bread, ew.

[Smeghead]

@Qadgop_the_Mercotan

She wants it in her bun, you want it on your wiener. It’s a conflict old as time.

THERE it is. I knew it was lurking around here somewhere.

[Loach]

Grounds for divorce in my opinion.

[ZenBeam]

It doesn’t have to go on the hot dog.

It can also go on the chili that is on the hot dog.

[carnivorousplant]

@ZenBeam

It doesn’t have to go on the hot dog.

It can also go on the chili that is on the hot dog.

My tummy hurts!

[zoid]

@Little_Nemo

Unless you’re eating your sandwich in pieces, it’s not going to have any effect on the taste. You’ll be eating hot dog and bun together in each bite and the mustard will be present regardless of which one you put it on.

By this logic you might as well dump the whole thing in a blender and eat it with a spoon :dubious:

[AncientHumanoid]

Bass-O-Matic

[Little_Pig]

Christ, were you people raised in a barn? Condiments such as mustard and (heaven forbid) ketchup go along side the weenie, not on top. That way they don’t drip off onto your chin/lap/shoes/cat when you take a bite.

[Little_Nemo]

@zoid

By this logic you might as well dump the whole thing in a blender and eat it with a spoon :dubious:

You could equally well say the same thing if you put the mustard on the hot dog. So it seems like an irrelevant point to make.

[Little_Pig]

@Little_Pig

Christ, were you people raised in a barn? Condiments such as mustard and (heaven forbid) ketchup go along side the weenie, not on top. That way they don’t drip off onto your chin/lap/shoes/cat when you take a bite.

I didn’t have time to add the following so I’ll add it here: After putting the mustard along side the dog, if you want the mustard on top then just rotate the bun 90 degrees before inserting it into your mouth.

[Siam_Sam]

@Timetrvlr

My wife and I totally disagree on this one. She applies the mustard to the bun and I just think THAT"S WRONG! I maintain that mustard should go on the wiener. What’s your opinion?

Just to be clear, we are talking about food here, right?