I missed a whole day.
I have a vague feeling it was an out of body phenomenon.
Did you, collectively or alone, abscond with my…eh, ho-hum …boring Tuesday.
I’m really glad I figured this out. Or else my days on earth would be shortened by one day each week. That’s alot.
Or …is the universe just funnin’ me?
I feel it picks on me occasionally. I wish I knew where to send a sternly worded letter. Possibly my Lawyer Licky-lips can send it.
It’s another Thomasina Tuesday
Slippin slowly 'cross the page
They said good day
She was just a Crusty Old Gran
Workin’ on a dream she planned to try
The days go by
I think this thread is invisible. Did I post or not?
Hey! maybe it’s in a thread warp black hole thingy?
I just don’t know.
I know one thing…
One thing, for sure…
Oh, wait. I can’t tell all of you. It would betray a confidence…
It was me, I confess. 
Ummm? Maybe I’ll tell about the ‘Caretaker’ one day
Aww. That’s what I like to hear
It’s Sunday. You don’t get replies until Monday, when everybody goes to work and pretends like they are working but really they surf the Dope and search out “The New Messed-up Adventures of Beckywreck”.
You’ve been here years. I thought you knew that by now?
I’m a bum. That’s why I was first.
I need a caretaker to guide me thru the maze of the Dope, it seems.
I once stayed awake for 36 hours. Since it isn’t “tomorrow” until I go to bed, I’ve been consistently a day off ever since. I tell ya it’s annoying.
That made me laugh 
My work here is done.
Why am I only seeing this now? Was it in some sort of time warp?
It happens to my threads occasionally. It’s some magic woo.
I wish my most embarrassing theads would leave on the next bus outta town …
Did you not read my last post? 
I did. Apparently you left something unattended.
Abra Kadabra: it’s back.
You did make me laugh, tho’